10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter  [smiley=bootyshake.gif]

Re: 10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

:o

lol - what are you like!!

;D

Re: 10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

still trying to work that one out adi lol,
something you have to find out maybe  ;D

Re: 10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

good one tracey ;D

Re: 10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

they also can only work with the info given to them.If signals are misinterpreted then it must have come from a woman  [smiley=whack.gif] [smiley=whack.gif]

Re: 10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

They always strip a machine down, instead of checking if the fuse has blown.

Re: 10 reasons why computers are like men!
 

Ok well get this one.As we all know the faster a computer the better it is.Why do women have a go when men are too quick then