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panther 12-01-2007 13:08

weird thoughts....
 
sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?:confused:
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?


emmmmm:confused: :confused:

jedimaster 12-01-2007 13:09

Re: weird thoughts....
 
time to take your pills methinks!

panther 12-01-2007 13:14

Re: weird thoughts....
 
lol.........:wacko8: :tongue8:

panther 12-01-2007 13:27

Re: weird thoughts....
 
......do blind people dream?

chav1 12-01-2007 14:09

Re: weird thoughts....
 
how does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning

can a one legged man kick your ass

WillowTheWhisp 12-01-2007 14:17

Re: weird thoughts....
 
I think the sky is curved round like the surface of the earth - oh but does it have sticky out bits where the mountains are?

entwisi 12-01-2007 14:32

Re: weird thoughts....
 
but the 'sky' is an abstract thing, so it cannot have 'shape'


Snow plough bloke lives at the depot :D


why are water biscuits so dry?

***Mr D*** 12-01-2007 14:35

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 366089)
......do blind people dream?

Yes but only in black & White.:D

Gayle 12-01-2007 14:45

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 366063)
sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?:confused:


I've wondered this - and it's not just monkeys, the whole evolution process is supposed to start at amoebas, fish, lizards etc - why are they still here?

Plus, isn't evolution supposed to be a way of changing things as they adapt to their environment - if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

KIPAX 12-01-2007 14:48

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 366156)
if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

Do they know we are eating them? :)

KIPAX 12-01-2007 14:49

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 366156)
if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

yeagh.. I mean... Brussel sprouts managed it :)

Church Boy 12-01-2007 15:09

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 366063)
sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?:confused:
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?


emmmmm:confused: :confused:

No.1 Monkey's never had condom's
No.2 Yes, If you're a pommy cricket lover
No.3 Whatever you wan't it to be,Sunshine

Mancie 12-01-2007 15:29

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Why do farmers always put the gate in the muddiest part of the field?

Nell 12-01-2007 17:24

Re: weird thoughts....
 
why are there no cherries in a tin of fruit salad? or just 2, and twenty pieces of pear ugh!

panther 12-01-2007 17:56

Re: weird thoughts....
 
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?


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