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panther

12-01-2007 13:08

weird thoughts....

sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?:confused:
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?

emmmmm:confused: :confused:

jedimaster

12-01-2007 13:09

Re: weird thoughts....

time to take your pills methinks!

panther

12-01-2007 13:14

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lol.........:wacko8: :tongue8:

panther

12-01-2007 13:27

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......do blind people dream?

chav1

12-01-2007 14:09

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how does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning

can a one legged man kick your ass

WillowTheWhisp

12-01-2007 14:17

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I think the sky is curved round like the surface of the earth - oh but does it have sticky out bits where the mountains are?

entwisi

12-01-2007 14:32

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but the 'sky' is an abstract thing, so it cannot have 'shape'

Snow plough bloke lives at the depot :D

why are water biscuits so dry?

***Mr D***

12-01-2007 14:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 366089)

......do blind people dream?

Yes but only in black & White.:D

Gayle

12-01-2007 14:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 366063)

sat here in my chair, doing not much else, some crazy weird thoughts come into my head, like:-

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?:confused:

I've wondered this - and it's not just monkeys, the whole evolution process is supposed to start at amoebas, fish, lizards etc - why are they still here?

Plus, isn't evolution supposed to be a way of changing things as they adapt to their environment - if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

KIPAX

12-01-2007 14:48

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 366156)

if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

Do they know we are eating them? :)

KIPAX

12-01-2007 14:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 366156)

if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

yeagh.. I mean... Brussel sprouts managed it :)

Church Boy

12-01-2007 15:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 366063)

No.1 Monkey's never had condom's
No.2 Yes, If you're a pommy cricket lover
No.3 Whatever you wan't it to be,Sunshine

Mancie

12-01-2007 15:29

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Why do farmers always put the gate in the muddiest part of the field?

Nell	12-01-2007 17:24

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why are there no cherries in a tin of fruit salad? or just 2, and twenty pieces of pear ugh!

panther

12-01-2007 17:56

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Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

WillowTheWhisp

12-01-2007 17:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 366156)

Plus, isn't evolution supposed to be a way of changing things as they adapt to their environment - if so, why have cows not evolved to be horrible tasting so that we wouldn't want to eat them?

And why haven't AccyDwellers developed webbed feet?

panther

12-01-2007 18:05

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If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?:blink8:

mrskitty

12-01-2007 18:51

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Panther you have been on 'yahoo answers' aintcha?!
Those questions are the links to the site!

flashy

12-01-2007 19:40

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ive always wondered where words came from? who spoke them first and called them the name they have, who invented spellings of words? and who said they where spelt right?..............and yes i do have an over active imagination

WillowTheWhisp

12-01-2007 22:06

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Spellings have changed over the years. You only have to look at Chaucer and things like 'ye olde englishe toffee shoppe' Even Shakespeare couldn't make his mind up how to spell his name.

entwisi

12-01-2007 22:32

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language is a constantly evolving animal

you only have to look back 100 years to see a big difference

katex

12-01-2007 23:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi (Post 366438)

language is a constantly evolving animal

you only have to look back 100 years to see a big difference

Seemingly, if we were allowed to step on a time machine to the 16th century, wouldn't be able to tell a word anybody said as sounds/accents have also evolved rapidly.

Church Boy

13-01-2007 10:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by katex (Post 366472)

Seemingly, if we were allowed to step on a time machine to the 16th century, wouldn't be able to tell a word anybody said as sounds/accents have also evolved rapidly.

I would love to step on a time machine and go back,
Because you can hardly understand what any of the new yokels are saying at the present.
Wherever you go It's like visiting a foreign country.

panther

13-01-2007 14:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 366279)

Panther you have been on 'yahoo answers' aintcha?!
Those questions are the links to the site!

Noooooooooooooo of another...lol:p

flashy

13-01-2007 15:00

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ive often wondered where names come from too....i mean where the hell did shanida come from?? but saying that i think it was just mi dad taking the p*ss.....when i was born he said...shanida cot...shanida nappy...shanida potty.......smarts arse

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