Why Men Die First
 

Before I go and get myself organised for tonight’s match on the box, I’ll leave you with this little gem.

Why Men Die First
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; if you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if she asks you, it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; if you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something; if you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; if you aren't you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO.
Anon

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I reckon that list is just the tip of a very deep iceberg :D

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Ah well thats just the way it is:rolleyes: pmsl!!

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I was under the impression that married men died first as single men lived longer/to be older than women. :confused:

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Girls..... make sure his insurance premium is paid up...and then...whoopee!
No I don't really mean that......it is very very sad when you lose your life partner.

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Sorry, but your point is what exactly? :D

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That this way you can legally kill of your husband and still enjoy life after.
:rolleyes: ;) :D :p

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Your wish's are our command :) ......... :rolleyes: Us girls just need to find a way to speed the process up a bit now! :D

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You saying that you dont have the answer allready or is that a secret?

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Yes, a secret we only ever discuss in the ladies loo :p :D

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I knew there was another reason to visit the ladies loo. ;)

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you visit the ladies loo?= PERVERT.:D

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= a jealous cashy ...... :D

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i was just thinking that tinks - cashy jealous that spug managed to get into the last female bastion - the ladies loo's