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Traceyb37

24-04-2007 12:19

How painful!!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...262312,00.html

Tracey :Banane42:

Tealeaf

24-04-2007 12:25

Re: How painful!!

If that had been in Accy, it would have ended up as Pizza topping.

Traceyb37

24-04-2007 12:26

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:cook38: Would put me off pizza for life!!!

AccyJay

24-04-2007 12:39

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"Would you like extra sauce on you sausage pizza sir?"

lol

:D

LancYorkYankee

24-04-2007 12:43

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He sure showed them eh?:eek: What the heck was he trying to prove with all that? I can think of approxiamately 17,456,897 better/less painful/less damaging ways to cause a ruckess, get attention, ruin ones appetite.:confused: :o :rolleyes:

Brian

AccyJay

24-04-2007 12:46

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Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee (Post 414841)

Is that all?

:rofl38:

WillowTheWhisp

24-04-2007 12:47

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I wonder if we'll ever find out why?

AccyJay

24-04-2007 12:49

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 414843)

I wonder if we'll ever find out why?

I don't think i really want to know.

:)

Tinkerbelle

24-04-2007 13:07

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 414843)

I wonder if we'll ever find out why?

Maybe it had started answering him back when he was talking to it :eek: :D

accymel

24-04-2007 13:10

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Pepperami - its a bit of an animal & maniac:rolleyes:

AccyJay

24-04-2007 13:35

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 414850)

Maybe it had started answering him back when he was talking to it :eek: :D

Maybe it had started to stare at him in a strange way.

:D

garinda

24-04-2007 13:38

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Most people when asked to leave a tip, leave about 10% of the bill.

I bet the staff didn't fight over the tip this guy left.:D

garinda

24-04-2007 13:40

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I bet they haven't got many takers for today's special though.:eek: :D

http://bertc.com/penis_stew.htm

Kitkat

24-04-2007 13:41

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Probably cheaper and quicker than waiting for a sex change operation

Tinkerbelle

24-04-2007 13:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AccyJay (Post 414863)

Maybe it had started to stare at him in a strange way.

............. :rofl38:

lancsdave

24-04-2007 13:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 414850)

Maybe it had started answering him back when he was talking to it :eek: :D

Or perhaps he wanted to cure it of it's disgusting spitting habit :rolleyes:

accymel

24-04-2007 13:44

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EEwwwwweee do u lot mind im eating here!!! no not pizza or sausage before u ask:p:D

lancsdave

24-04-2007 13:46

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Originally Posted by accymel (Post 414870)

EEwwwwweee do u lot mind im eating here!!! no not pizza or sausage before u ask:p:D

Don't worry, I'll not tell everyone you only like the sausage from Bury market :p

Tinkerbelle

24-04-2007 13:47

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 414869)

Or perhaps he wanted to cure it of it's disgusting spitting habit :rolleyes:

EWWWWWW!!!! ......... :rofl38:

accymel

24-04-2007 13:47

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 414871)

Don't worry, I'll not tell everyone you only like the sausage from Bury market :p

OMFG :rofl38: i soooooo knew u was going to bring that up - chocking here again :eek: :rofl38: i will never ever forget that :o & neither will u:rolleyes::D

lancsdave

24-04-2007 13:49

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Originally Posted by accymel (Post 414873)

OMFG :rofl38: i soooooo knew u was going to bring that up - chocking here again :eek: :rofl38: i will never ever forget that :o & neither will u:rolleyes::D

Can't remember what sort it was, maybe Jewish ? :rofl38:

accymel

24-04-2007 13:53

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 414875)

Can't remember what sort it was, maybe Jewish ? :rofl38:

Umm a circumsized one is what i remember being pointed out whilst eating/chocking:rolleyes: :o

Less	24-04-2007 17:12

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 414843)

I wonder if we'll ever find out why?

Latest report in, he was taken to hospital to have it stitched back on and screamed at the surgeon to attach it to the bald patch on his crown so that everyone would know what a dick-head would look like!:eek:

Tealeaf

25-04-2007 12:13

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Apparently, the bloke was a Pole. How apt - the Pole with no pole.

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