Why we got lumbered
 

One day God decided to visit Adam in the Garden of Eden.

He eventually found Adam lokking all forlorn in a corner of the garden.
Enquiring what was wrong, Adam replied I've named all the plants, all the animals and insects, theres nothing to do. God replied what you need is companion, some one to care for you, love you, and be available for your every need. Adam replied cagedly, what will that cost me, God replied an arm and a leg, Adam said what will I get for a rib.

Look what the skinflint saddled us with.

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