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Benipete 22-01-2010 09:37
Re: Today I met an Accywebber...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 780712)
SEE LESS, MICK, BENIPETE

I DIDNT!!!

:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout
Well I won't,I'm still in shock:eek::D:D

Less 22-01-2010 15:58
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Life is so unfair, there I was sneaking out of the Market hall fresh meat, fresh veg' with a plan to pick up some cider and marinate the lot.

I was accosted, neigh, attacked, "You're Less from accyweb aren't you?", now, she was a stranger, (after all I'm used to people dodging behind, goods on display just to avoid me).

"I don't go on there, (accyweb), very often, but I'm amazed to see you coming out of the Market hall with fresh meat and Veg'".

Taken aback is not how I could describe myself at that moment in time, I hesitated only for a moment, but it was too late she disappeared into the crowd.

Please mystery lady, whoever you are, when Benipete, Mick and I describe our lifestyle, it's a laugh, that's all, none of us could live in that fashion, we do actually eat, we only drink to a certain level, I'm sorry you caught me sober, another myth yet again deflated.

P.S. You looked much better walking away than running towards me, if you read this can I have your 'phone number, Granny?
;)

SPUGGIE J 22-01-2010 18:13
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Your infamy is spreading. :eek: But after this you might need to work harder on your image. :D

cashman 22-01-2010 18:34
Re: Today I met an Accywebber...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 781162)
Your infamy is spreading. :eek: But after this you might need to work harder on your image. :D
Work Harder? its DESTROYED, deepest sympathy less.:eek:

SPUGGIE J 22-01-2010 18:37
Re: Today I met an Accywebber...
 
:end::bleedht:for poor Less. Can we help him at all?

cashman 22-01-2010 18:52
Re: Today I met an Accywebber...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 781177)
:end::bleedht:for poor Less. Can we help him at all?
nothing can be done to retrieve this sad situation, even Haiti aids now getting through slowly.:(

DaveinGermany 22-01-2010 19:38
Re: Today I met an Accywebber...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 781114)
Life is so unfair, there I was sneaking out of the Market hall fresh meat, fresh veg' with a plan to pick up some cider and marinate the lot.

I was accosted, neigh, attacked, "You're Less from accyweb aren't you?", now, she was a stranger, (after all I'm used to people dodging behind, goods on display just to avoid me).

"I don't go on there, (accyweb), very often, but I'm amazed to see you coming out of the Market hall with fresh meat and Veg'".

Taken aback is not how I could describe myself at that moment in time, I hesitated only for a moment, but it was too late she disappeared into the crowd.

Please mystery lady, whoever you are, when Benipete, Mick and I describe our lifestyle, it's a laugh, that's all, none of us could live in that fashion, we do actually eat, we only drink to a certain level, I'm sorry you caught me sober, another myth yet again deflated.

P.S. You looked much better walking away than running towards me, if you read this can I have your 'phone number, Granny?
;)
Oh cruel fate ! a chance meeting, a shattering of illusion, my perceptions of you Less now lie scattered & tarnished, to whom shall I aspire to now ??? :D :D I'll just go back & check out Cashy as a surrogate !!!

SPUGGIE J 22-01-2010 19:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 781182)
nothing can be done to retrieve this sad situation, even Haiti aids now getting through slowly.:(
You saying we have to give it up as a lost cause? We couldnt do that this incident has hit him for six not just into the stand but out of the ground completely. Got to help him it might change how he posts on here and cant have that!!!!

Benipete 23-01-2010 09:27
Re: Today I met an Accywebber...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 781200)
Oh cruel fate ! a chance meeting, a shattering of illusion, my perceptions of you Less now lie scattered & tarnished, to whom shall I aspire to now ??? :D :D I'll just go back & check out Cashy as a surrogate !!!
Just because he was caught red-handed buying fresh meat and veg.does not mean he arrived home with it, nor if he did, he would know what to do with it.:D:D.

Post the ingredients Less and we can have a competition.:help::cook38:

Less 23-01-2010 09:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 781428)
Post the ingredients Less and we can have a competition.:help::cook38:
I only know one recipe.

Boil everything for several hours or until the bottom of the pan has melted through and the kitchen is filled with a sickly smog.
Call fire brigade, to assist in cooling.
Scrape remains onto a plate.
Leave on floor for a few days hoping the cat will dispose of evidence.
When contents of plate begin to move, transfer to bin bag & open window to allow fresh air to circulate.
Go pub and buy a sandwich.
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cashman 23-01-2010 09:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 781437)
I only know one recipe.

Boil everything for several hours or until the bottom of the pan has melted through and the kitchen is filled with a sickly smog.
Call fire brigade, to assist in cooling.
Scrape remains onto a plate.
Leave on floor for a few days hoping the cat will dispose of evidence.
When contents of plate begin to move, transfer to bin bag & open window to allow fresh air to circulate.
Go pub and buy a sandwich.
http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s12120.gif
Hope ya have "Registered" that recipe mate? many would love to claim it as their own.:D

Benipete 23-01-2010 10:25
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At least you got the ingredients home.Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.:D:D

Less 23-01-2010 10:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 781459)
At least you got the ingredients home.Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.:D:D
That's what I forgot to get,:swear8:
Where in the market hall can I buy a bucket of Acorns?

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SPUGGIE J 23-01-2010 19:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 781471)
That's what I forgot to get,:swear8:
Where in the market hall can I buy a bucket of Acorns?

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Of Tufty he will have plenty stashed away at this time of year

DaveinGermany 24-01-2010 16:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 781695)
Of Tufty he will have plenty stashed away at this time of year
You need to be really careful if your going to grab Tufftys Nuts :eek: I don't think he'll be real pleased about it :eek: so I suggest some gauntlets might be a good idea :D :D :D

that or be prepared to lose fingers:)


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