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Sorry i will just wait here at the door, the last time i mentioned the Calm room i got bad karma!

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ASM comes to inspect the room & wonders where the whale music is playing from???

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Thats me sitting outside with my pet playing the flute. Allbeit baddly!!!

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LOL!!!:D i wondered who it was, you wasn't snake charming were u mummiboo:rolleyes: lol

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Certainly not charming like i said i was playing but baddly, ( i think the snake sloped off to find peace from me in the calm room) hee hee.

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Oh dear thats definately gonna promote calm ....... a loose snake:eek: lol

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its ok the snake was found the other day up ozzy http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_33_17.gif

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ohhh :D he's sooo cute! Can we keep him Uncle Mick ....... can we PLEASEEEE ??

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One wonders who took it from the calm room ?????? tho its a cutie snake:cool:

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Yeh as the new calm room mascot lol:D

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yeah I reckon he fits in with my new styling of the calm room. Still unable to finish the makeover as eye is still not fully healed. Cheers Less....NOT

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yeh kool snake man

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Hey you lot that is my snake if you look back through the posts i was sat outside the calm room trying to charm the snake with my whale like flute music (if you can call it that) and it got away from me!!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_105.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_106.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_10_7.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_169.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_33_2.gif

These are it's bestest food so if you think you maybe able to feed him these daily you can keep it.

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif oy mummiboo less shouting in the calm room and go and eat some worms like your dad did when he was young http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif

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Shame on you trying to entice our sweet Daughter to eat those nasty worms.
Think you should go sit outside the calm room and listen to her playing nice music for her snake.
I f you have her snake then give it back.

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im just going to sit quietly in the corner...ill not disturb any of the long term residents!!

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ok its been noticed I'm on one tonight, so will just sit in opposite corner to gem and meditate until I calm down. Errr you can bring alcohol in here can't ya???

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i hope so coz im going to!!!

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here your are gem nice glass of red...........from red, lol...............and relax :)

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This is not the bar sorry go to the pub not the calm room only worms in here from now on thankyou
All wine and spirits has to be passed by less.thankyou
now here is your food. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif

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Can i have chips with my worms and onion gravy please?

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ooooooooo, uuummmm yawn, whats going on ? im covered in paint ssssssssshhhhhhhhh.me & sid snake having a good kip in this corner
swop sides sid mt going back to sleep yawn.

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oooh sorry mez did my whale music awaken you im really sorry i will try to be a little quieter in future.

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Im banishing myself in here i soooooo NEED to calm down:angry: really ripping now everything i do just buggers up completely!!!!!!

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wots up mel??

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Lots of things today everything i do or say today is going disasteriously wrong mainly frustrated & pigged off with myself being an absolute disaster area today spoiling my stress free week completely & now feeling very sorry for myself & pigged off cos i feel that way!

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Oh look i have found the Calm room again
nice and quiet it is too:D

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Oh no it isn't:theband::theband::theband::thankya::thankya: :thankya::thankya::D:D:D

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Oh Jaysay please go and play on Blackburn Web
it was so peaceful in here at one time:D:p

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Less please keep your room in order and get rid of the rowdies

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What are you two doing in here?

The calm room is closed until further notice, cost cuttings don'cha know?:(

There's a perfectly good, refurbished at no expense sanctuary not 50 yards from here, if you wish relaxation go there it won't take you long just catch the number 46 it goes straight past, (doesn't stop, just goes straight past).
:)

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It used to be calm in here, I think I will go outside for some fresh air instead :D

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I refuse to leave this nice quiet corner

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I told you yesterday, this place is closing you will have to leave, the sanctuary is far more convenient anyway, it's right next to a highly popular brew shop, so for the last time of telling,

You go, F' coffee.

Oh, and turn the light out as you leave.
:cool:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!! leave me alone if i come out of my corner all the other members shout at me and call me names.:(

Please just leave me in here i cant leave,
anyway i have borrowed Lynx's fury pink handcuffs and handcuffed myself to the water pipe.:mad:
now LEAVE ME ALONE

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Good god mick it was only 6am :D

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Ah peace and quiet at last now i might get some sleep after all the medication for arguing with members out in the real world that is Accyweb.

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:sleep::sleep::sleep:

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WILL YOU GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!:eek:

I WANT TO HAVE MY BREAKDOWN IN PEACE:mad::Banane45::s_oooo::help:

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get out!!!

leave me alone !!

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Mick,Mick I have been and dug some worms up for ya!! :D

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and here's some little birds to share your worms with

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its alright mick ...im here now to keep you company .. it looks like i got kicked out of the sanctuary for daring to ask about the non-alcoholic drinks .....:D:D:D

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cant you all see i just want to be on my own








NOW GET OUT
nobody loves me every time i go into the real word that is accyweb i get shouted at or swore at :jump3::jump3::jump3::angry::updown::knife::s_cry: :s_cry::s_cry:

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I will eat the worms myself then :p

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I have gone off worms
was caught by my mum when i was a child eating them in the garden soil and all:D

Now you have read this post PLEASE LEAVE

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:oke2:

Nah I like it here!! :p

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Well i suppose i can put up with one pest in here:D:p

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Yipeeeeeee I am with Mick in the corner not eating any worms!!:D


Just sat in the corner.

Next to my mate Mick.

Being calm.

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Please your not my mate i will put up with you IF your quiet
And get off my lap and go into the other corner

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You asked me to sit on your lap though :p
You told me that it would keep us warm..........

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Thats true ..............ok you can stay on my lap but BE QUIET:D

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Try not to put too much pressure on his bladder though, he suffers enough as it is.

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you can get out too leave us alone its getting too busy in here

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Hello:D

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Oh hell not another one is there no lock on this door

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Dont worry he is in safe hands Less ;)

Mick what have a told you about putting the lock on the door?

Rif Raf's here now :D

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Hello I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy.:eek::D:D

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Is that randy Sandy, Beni:D

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Calm down John!!

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Your gonna get breathless again John!!! :D

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I am off again to carry on looking after Mick.

Sitting on his lap.

Shouting at everyone that enters our room.

Keeping warm.

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What do ya mean again, I'm breathless all the bloody time:D

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Oh its nice and warm here and quiet too now thanks to Heth see em off Heth
back to sleep for me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I will look after you dont worry!!
We are in this together keeping the rifraf out!!!

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Now lets not have any monkey business between you two:D

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ARRRRRGGGGHHHH he is back!!!

Dont wake him John I have just got him back off to sleep!!! ;)

Go on jog on...............

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Yawwwwwwn its nice and warm and quite in here think i will hibernate a bit longer
Heth can you just move your elbow its digging in my.............a bit.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Sorry Mick, yep me elbow is moved now sweetie. :D

Sweet dreams, I will keep the rif raf out dont you worry!! ;)

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By the looks of it everybody's sneaked in there when you weren't looking heth;)

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You may be able to keep out the rif but us raf have a nasty habit of turning up anywhere we want.

I think you should tidy up a little, all these empty beer cans are starting to smell...
No sorry my mistake, thats Mick.
:eek:

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GET OUT!!!! :D

Mick doesnt smell I gave him a bed bath yesterday!! :D

I think the smell is following you around....................

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:eek::eek::eek::eek: Whats going on in that calm room:eek::eek::eek:

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None of yours..............now begger off!

If Mick wakes up he wont be happy dont you know...........

Actually if you must insist on coming in here bring some more cans we are running low and some fags please :D

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Stop shouting in the Calm room.

I know for a fact he wasn't in the Calm room yesterday, so I wonder who it was you got close up & personal with yesterday!

(I've been saying for a while we should invest in larger wattage bulbs, like some of the women that go in there the light is rather dim).
;)

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I've just got some white light bulbs Less matbe they'll be better:rolleyes:

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You were with him all day then Less......................mmmmm mind boggles ;)

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They'd better be energy saving bulbs, if MaggieR goes in and inspects there will be one hell of a thread starting up if they aren't.
:D

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Rest assured Less they are, so we're safe:D

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I often am, a megga celebrity such as he, needs to be protected from klingons.

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So why are you with him then? :tongueout

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Er ??? What happened to "Calm" in the calm room ? :D I'm off over to the Sanctuary to see what's going on there ! :rolleyes:

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Go on then, off ye go getting too crowded in here now.

Notice you didnt bring me any cider of fags........tut tut :D

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With the sound of it you don't really need either heth:D

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ok I will have a cuppa then pls, its thirsty work looking after this lil monkey :D

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Careful Jay, don't encourage her she's wanton she is ! ....... Wantin' this, wantin' that, wantin' the other :D Outrageous behaviour I tell you ! And what's the betting she'll want you to change a 50, as that's the smallest she's got & you won't have change so you'll tell her that it's okay & don't worry about it, you'll sort it next time ..... Aye.

Me old Mum warned me about wimmin' like this un' & I 've always remembered it & gone looking for em ! Yeah ! S'right :D

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No-one said anything about paying.......................;)

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See .... ! See .... I told you ! She's shameless ! :eek: Brazen, immoral, wanton & probably says things like maybe, possibly & perhaps the Siren ! Using manipulative, wimminly ways to corrupt gullible fellas ! What flavour fags was it you're wanting ? :D

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100 Mayfair King Size please and some Pear Cider (:D)

I think I should be looked after as I am looking after Mick so there!! ;)

Anyway how would you like me to pay you back...........................heeheehee!!!!!


*Heth is getting giddy in the calm room*
*Mick's gonna shout when he wakes up, must try to keep calm*

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Micks in the watering hole, recuperating.:D

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Is that what they call it now adays?! :eek:

Anyway I think it is your imagination :p he is here with me keeping warm as I am still sat on him........................

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:idea: :up2someth Don't suppose you could ?............ Maybe like ?.......... Sort of !.......... you know ! ......... kinda, if it's not to much bother by the way ...... go for a little Aural ??? :surprise:Iknowwehardlyknoweachotheranallthat ! But I really do appreciate a little narration ! Honestly, I really do ! I just love stories ....... especially if they've got, you know ........ Donkeys in them, or sheep, sheep are okay too, but they've got to be nice & fluffy, no Lamb chop or glue factory/dog food type endings mind ! I'm not that type of bloke I'll have you know !

So er, how about it ? :o I'll understand if you say no though, not everyone's cup of tea recitation. :D

Please read carefully & engage brain before outcry ;)

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WOW DiG!!!!:eek:Calm down lad!!! :D

I had to read that about three times and still came to the conclusion that you are too over excited to type that!!!! ;)

You nearly woke Mick up with all that excitement!

Thats one thing you forgot about while you were talking about aurals & sheep what are we gonna do with Mick?:confused:

Whatever we do you cant wake him or he will be really grumpy!

Did you bring cider with you anyway.................................:p

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1 You can always whisper :D

2 For you, Baby, I could do ! :D (to be said with Spanish accent, with one small change, for a better example see Puss from Shrek II)

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Errrrrrrrrr dont think that one will work :D

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well thats were he told me he was heading approx 45 mins before i posted that.:p

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Yawn!!! can a man get a bit of quiet in the calm room now
i can state i did NOT see less yesterday at all
your doing a good job Heth please keep it up
now stop playing with that and tidy your cans and bottles up they cant be mine i only drink draft larger they could be less's if he came in but they are not mine.
right thats it for now back to sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz