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cashman 23-06-2011 08:42

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some posts from yesterday seem have vanished off this thread? me no understand.:confused:

Mick 23-06-2011 09:00

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sorry cashy your wrong no posts have been removed you must be getting mixed up with another thread the same less did.
he thought posts had gone missing but found them in another thread

cashman 23-06-2011 09:03

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 913770)
sorry cashy your wrong no posts have been removed you must be getting mixed up with another thread the same less did.
he thought posts had gone missing but found them in another thread

yer correct mick, have just found em elsewhere.:o

jaysay 23-06-2011 10:05

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 913772)
yer correct mick, have just found em elsewhere.:o

Its okay cashy it your age mate:D:D

heth 12-10-2011 01:56

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I am getting cold in here, where is everyone to warm this place up?? :(

Lets turn the heating on and get comfy.................................at least it is all calm in here.

Just me at the mo, all is calm.

;) :D ;)

Mick 12-10-2011 04:52

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And you can stay on your own untill you pick these strawberry plants up:D:p

DaveinGermany 12-10-2011 05:01

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Ooh Tetchy ! :D

Mick 12-10-2011 05:03

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 939410)
Ooh Tetchy ! :D

Er no at this time in the morning still half asleep just giving her the facts:p:D

heth 12-10-2011 05:10

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OI MICK!
Its meant to be calm in here!

I know I forgot, sorry!! :(

Is the heating on or is it warming up in here wi all the hot air???!! :D

jaysay 12-10-2011 09:04

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939412)
OI MICK!
Its meant to be calm in here!

I know I forgot, sorry!! :(

Is the heating on or is it warming up in here wi all the hot air???!! :D

Keep the bloody noise down you two, or begger of to the Railway:D

DaveinGermany 12-10-2011 18:48

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939408)
I am getting cold in here;) :D ;)

Madame, if you would just put your clothes back on ........ :D Perhaps you'd be a tad warmer. ;)

heth 12-10-2011 19:26

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 939546)
Madame, if you would just put your clothes back on ........ :D Perhaps you'd be a tad warmer. ;)


:o:o:o I thought everyone had gone!!! Ooopss!!!:o:o:o

Ah well did you like me moves?! ;):D

DaveinGermany 12-10-2011 19:33

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939551)
Ah well did you like me moves?! ;):D

My dear girl, there are some outlying areas that are still in motion (like ripples on a pond & note ripples) :D

heth 12-10-2011 19:36

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Well I got me kit back on now so there!!!:p

I know your game, you think that you would sneak up on me in here tonight because everyone else is at the footy.........................

DaveinGermany 12-10-2011 19:44

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939555)
Well I got me kit back on now so there!!!:p

Ah, so we might get some more bodies turning too then.
:D

I know your game, you think that you would sneak up on me in here tonight because everyone else is at the footy.........................


I'm a Donkey I don't do sneaky, oh & don't forget to tuck your bits into your tights when you pull 'em right up. ;) :s_aim1:

heth 12-10-2011 20:14

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 939557)
I'm a Donkey I don't do sneaky, oh & don't forget to tuck your bits into your tights when you pull 'em right up. ;) :s_aim1:


Right you, I am gonna come and kick your arse if you carry on!

I know thats what you want laddy!!:D

DaveinGermany 12-10-2011 20:22

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939564)
Right you, I am gonna come and kick your arse if you carry on!

I know thats what you want laddy!!:D

Tuesday nights are good, I can fit you in between 8+9, do you have all your own gear ???? :spank: :whip: :D

heth 12-10-2011 20:38

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 939566)
Tuesday nights are good, I can fit you in between 8+9, do you have all your own gear ???? :spank: :whip: :D


Tuesday fine with me but we missed last night????? That aint fair mister :(


Upto you you want me to bring some stuff or have you got plenty to give??!! :D:D:D

DaveinGermany 12-10-2011 20:52

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939572)
Upto you you want me to bring some stuff or have you got plenty to give??!! :D:D:D

Bit awkward that one, see I lent my gear to the local WI & Church flower arranging society, dodgy beggars still haven't given them back, reckon it's that Father Bunloaf meself, seems a bit of a dubious character. :D

heth 12-10-2011 20:59

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 939576)
Bit awkward that one, see I lent my gear to the local WI & Church flower arranging society, dodgy beggars still haven't given them back, reckon it's that Father Bunloaf meself, seems a bit of a dubious character. :D


So really what you are saying is that you have nothing to give me?!! :p

Typical bloke.......................;)

Good job I have plenty!! :D

cashman 12-10-2011 22:29

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yehs can all sodding behave in here cashys back.:D

heth 12-10-2011 22:41

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 939596)
yehs can all sodding behave in here cashys back.:D


I knew you would come to my rescue!!!!! :D:D:D
Cashy save me from him please!!!!!


He keeps making me be bad and Mick is going to shout at me!!!! :do-one:

DaveinGermany 13-10-2011 05:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by heth (Post 939580)
Good job I have plenty!! :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by heth (Post 939598)
I knew you would come to my rescue!!!!! :D:D:D
Cashy save me from him please!!!!!

Aye, once them tights come off, everything is just hangin' in the breeze (can't help thinking of Spaniels ears for some reason :D must contact the trades description wallahs)

Pots & kettles ! Pots & Kettles ! Who's leading who astray here ? I need to speak to the people from the Donkey Sanctuary due to a strong case of bein' mistreated, yeah ! :eek:

heth 13-10-2011 05:34

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You are sooooooooooooooooooo cruising for a bruising boyo!!!

I think my Cashy will be along shortly to let you know that your thoughts of me are way off the mark!!!

Mick 13-10-2011 06:18

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I am thinking of moving this Calm room to the 18s section
so Heth just get dressed and behave and stop provoking him and Dave go back to your flower arranging this is to strenuous for you Heth would kill you and me.

jaysay 13-10-2011 09:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 939607)
I am thinking of moving this Calm room to the 18s section
so Heth just get dressed and behave and stop provoking him and Dave go back to your flower arranging this is to strenuous for you Heth would kill you and me.

Flower arranging mick, is that in the Community section:rolleyes:

DaveinGermany 13-10-2011 18:05

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 939607)
Dave go back to your flower arranging

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 939629)
Flower arranging mick

Eh ??? :confused: Where did that come from ??? :D Don't do flowers, but if it's Weeds you're after ...... You've come to the right Donkey. ;)

heth 13-10-2011 19:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 939607)
I am thinking of moving this Calm room to the 18s section
so Heth just get dressed and behave and stop provoking him and Dave go back to your flower arranging this is to strenuous for you Heth would kill you and me.


Thank You Mick for clearing that up!! :D

So Dave now you know that I will batter you if you carry on. Its all your fault!! ;):p;)

Mick me clothes are on in here, but in the over 18s thats a different story!!! :eek:

DaveinGermany 13-10-2011 19:56

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 939722)
Mick me clothes are on in here, but in the over 18s thats a different story!!! :eek:

Don't forget your drawers, aye, them big baggy things in the corner. :D

heth 13-10-2011 20:33

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 939739)
Don't forget your drawers, aye, them big baggy things in the corner. :D


Nah its not mine, thats the bag that goes over your head!! :p

DaveinGermany 13-10-2011 20:57

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So them long bits with the frilly edges are for me ears then ? :D

heth 13-10-2011 21:33

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Yep and the front bit goes reet over ya face!!! ;)

jaysay 14-10-2011 09:24

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Um how nice and quiet now all the rabble have sodded of to another room:mosher:

heth 14-10-2011 18:24

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Dont be a old sod John!!
Its fun in the naughty room!! :D

This is now a nice clean calm room that can be entered when you get flushed in the other room! ;)

cashman 14-10-2011 22:23

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 939836)
Um how nice and quiet now all the rabble have sodded of to another room:mosher:

Thats true i noticed you had been in.:D

jaysay 15-10-2011 09:31

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 940025)
That's true i noticed you had been in.:D

Shut it you or I'll get you at playtime:p:p:D

DaveinGermany 15-10-2011 16:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 939836)
Um how nice and quiet now all the rabble have sodded of to another room:mosher:

Can you not see a pattern forming here Jay ? When you're not here all kinds of Shenanigans, you turn too & it goes all quiet ya old Codger. :D

cashman 17-10-2011 21:29

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ah very peaceful tonight in here.

garinda 04-11-2011 22:04

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Just thought I'd pop in here, to see if was full of people breaking the calm rule, by having riotous fun, and interesting and lively debates.

Started by the members bored of being forced to read the political threads against their will.

Nope.

Guess not.

Must all be in the chatroom.

I'll go and pop in, and say hi to them in there.

:D

cashman 04-11-2011 22:06

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Well i aint stopping here tonight............the benches have gone.

garinda 04-11-2011 22:09

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 945004)
Well i aint stopping here tonight............the benches have gone.


It could all be some amazing comunity art project.

Things disappearing, and perhaps reappearing somewhere expected.

The Coppice might magically appear on top of Argo's roof next week.

:rolleyes:

jaysay 05-11-2011 09:12

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 945005)
It could all be some amazing comunity art project.

Things disappearing, and perhaps reappearing somewhere expected.

The Coppice might magically appear on top of Argo's roof next week.

:rolleyes:

Na they've reappeared in the naughty room:rolleyes:

garinda 05-11-2011 16:08

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 945094)
Na they've reappeared in the naughty room:rolleyes:

Everyone?

Has that Rothschild chap released his hostages then?

Good.

Terrible.

Tying the poor dears to their chairs in front of the computer, and putting that gun up to their heads, and forcing them to read all those political threads, against their will.

I'll pop in, and see how they're managing to survive.

:rolleyes::D

heth 13-04-2012 09:29

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Ahhhh all calm in ere!

Bit boring though on me own................;)

jaysay 13-04-2012 09:32

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 984992)
Ahhhh all calm in ere!

Bit boring though on me own................;)

Boooooo:D

heth 13-04-2012 10:32

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thought you would be in first.

Have you come to calm down? ;)

Mick 13-04-2012 12:58

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No but i have
not had any broadband today for over 4-5 hours i phoned virgin media about 8-30am to say i had no Broadband but when he checked the whole of the BB5 area was down so not just me came back on about 1-30pm

heth 13-04-2012 13:05

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Right thanks for that Mick!
Glad your here, calm down now love! :D

Mick 13-04-2012 13:26

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I will get there eventually but being without Broadband for hours is not right

heth 13-04-2012 13:39

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I could quite happily cope without it!

Its an excuse to go to the pub DOH!! :D

jaysay 13-04-2012 18:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by heth (Post 985010)
thought you would be in first.

Have you come to calm down? ;)

Me heth I'm always calm always have been until some a hole spoils my day:D

jaysay 13-04-2012 18:10

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 985047)
I could quite happily cope without it!

Its an excuse to go to the pub DOH!! :D

Ya I could too heth, between noon and 6pm and 9pm and 9am:D

MargaretR 13-04-2012 19:43

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Me heth I'm always calm always have been until some a hole spoils my day:D

Just for you ;)

DaveinGermany 13-04-2012 19:50

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 985113)
Just for you ;)

Ooh looky, bum drops ! :eek:

Eric 13-04-2012 20:09

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 985118)
Ooh looky, bum drops ! :eek:

Probably taste like the mints in the urinals:cool:

Gee .... it is peaceful in here .... not too much ranting and raving happnin'.

Eric 13-04-2012 20:17

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 985045)
I will get there eventually but being without Broadband for hours is not right

When mine goes down ... and for an old fart, I'm really addicted ... I bring to mind the good old days when we had rationing;) When we had two spuds and a carrot left, and it was two days before my dad got paid.:( And it don't seem all that bad.:D Still, we had the wireless.:alright:

cashman 13-04-2012 21:47

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 985135)
When mine goes down ... and for an old fart, I'm really addicted ... I bring to mind the good old days when we had rationing;) When we had two spuds and a carrot left, and it was two days before my dad got paid.:( And it don't seem all that bad.:D Still, we had the wireless.:alright:

Ours was Relay Vision only 3 Channels, 2 BBc n Radio Luxembourg of which yeh got Top twenty on sunday evening.:D

susie123 13-04-2012 22:16

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 985135)
When mine goes down ... and for an old fart, I'm really addicted ... I bring to mind the good old days when we had rationing;) When we had two spuds and a carrot left, and it was two days before my dad got paid.:( And it don't seem all that bad.:D Still, we had the wireless.:alright:

Wise words as always, Eric.:notworthy

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 985174)
Ours was Relay Vision only 3 Channels, 2 BBc n Radio Luxembourg of which yeh got Top twenty on sunday evening.:D

Ah the delights of the Ovaltineys, Take Your Pick with Michael Miles, and the famous Infra Draw method by Horace Batchelor of K E Y N S H A M Bristol!

Those were the days! :tongue2:

davemac 13-04-2012 22:24

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Dont forget Davenports, beer at home, Birmingham.

susie123 13-04-2012 22:31

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 985182)
Dont forget Davenports, bear at home, Birmingham.

But I was only a kid, so it was (teddy) bear at home - not old enough for the real thing to register!

Things are different now!

cashman 13-04-2012 22:35

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 985180)
Wise words as always, Eric.:notworthy

Ah the delights of the Ovaltineys, Take Your Pick with Michael Miles, and the famous Infra Draw method by Horace Batchelor of K E Y N S H A M Bristol!

Those were the days! :tongue2:

Twas Horace Batchelor Department 3 Keynsham Bristol, Funny i can remember crap like that, But owt important,little chance.:eek:

davemac 14-04-2012 09:28

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 985183)
But I was only a kid, so it was (teddy) bear at home - not old enough for the real thing to register!

Things are different now!

I myself was not of an age that I could imbibe, although I do remember the wagons coming around leaving crates of beer on doorsteps. It would not happen today, for numerous reasons.

I didn't have a teddy bear, I had an Archie Andrews ventriloquists dummy, I wasn't a ventriloquist, just strange.

susie123 14-04-2012 10:37

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 985260)
I myself was not of an age that I could imbibe, although I do remember the wagons coming around leaving crates of beer on doorsteps. It would not happen today, for numerous reasons.

I didn't have a teddy bear, I had an Archie Andrews ventriloquists dummy, I wasn't a ventriloquist, just strange.

The strangest thing about Archie Andrews was that it was ventriloquism on the radio!

Actually I had a panda, not a teddy bear, but Brumas the baby polar bear was the big thing when I was a tot. She was born the day before my third birthday and I still have a thing about polar bears... see my signature!

Davenorts beer at home has been revived recently. Don't know how successful it's been.

Beer at home returns with ordering on-line « Express & Star

davemac 14-04-2012 11:57

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 985284)
The strangest thing about Archie Andrews was that it was ventriloquism on the radio!

Actually I had a panda, not a teddy bear, but Brumas the baby polar bear was the big thing when I was a tot. She was born the day before my third birthday and I still have a thing about polar bears... see my signature!

Davenorts beer at home has been revived recently. Don't know how successful it's been.

Beer at home returns with ordering on-line « Express & Star

I know he was on the radio, but he did move to TV, and Peter Brough was rubbish at it, you could see his lips move, and he made no attempt to alter that fact. Still as a child these things didn't matter, I used to think Old Mother Riley was a woman, and Jimmy Clitheroe was really a child.

susie123 14-04-2012 12:02

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 985304)
I know he was on the radio, but he did move to TV, and Peter Brough was rubbish at it, you could see his lips move, and he made no attempt to alter that fact. Still as a child these things didn't matter, I used to think Old Mother Riley was a woman, and Jimmy Clitheroe was really a child.

We were so young and innocent!:rolleyes:

maxthecollie 14-04-2012 12:04

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They were the good old days of childhood and innocence. Not influenced by tv or video games.

Eric 16-04-2012 11:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 985284)
The strangest thing about Archie Andrews was that it was ventriloquism on the radio!

Actually I had a panda, not a teddy bear, but Brumas the baby polar bear was the big thing when I was a tot. She was born the day before my third birthday and I still have a thing about polar bears... see my signature!

Davenorts beer at home has been revived recently. Don't know how successful it's been.

Beer at home returns with ordering on-line « Express & Star

Me too ... I have a polar bear ... And a Canadian Forces bear in UN gear ... and lions, pandas, gorillas ... all of them. I haven't had a recent head count, but I've got well over a hundred. And a great collection of Gainer the Gopher.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...the_Gopher.jpg

susie123 16-04-2012 12:19

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 985707)
Me too ... I have a polar bear ... And a Canadian Forces bear in UN gear ... and lions, pandas, gorillas ... all of them. I haven't had a recent head count, but I've got well over a hundred. And a great collection of Gainer the Gopher.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...the_Gopher.jpg

Oh Eric - so you really do have quite a lot of critters...

Recently we bought quite a lot of very soft stuffed rats and mice which serve a useful practical purpose - we use them to stuff between items of crockery etc in our motorhome to stop the rattles when we're moving. I wonder if we should get a cat to keep them under control?

Eric 16-04-2012 15:00

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Oh Eric - so you really do have quite a lot of critters...

Recently we bought quite a lot of very soft stuffed rats and mice which serve a useful practical purpose - we use them to stuff between items of crockery etc in our motorhome to stop the rattles when we're moving. I wonder if we should get a cat to keep them under control?

A cat ... yes, indeed ... maybe two or three:alright: Pictured below is the best mouser I ever knew ... she was killing mice when she was 22:D

That's my Sadie ... I miss her.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...1&d=1334588203

garinda 21-04-2012 20:12

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Nice and peaceful on here.

Why's that?

Exhausted themselves?

New term started?

Rehab?

Nice, though.

Michael1954 21-04-2012 21:17

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 986817)
Nice and peaceful on here.

Why's that?

Exhausted themselves?

New term started?

Rehab?

Nice, though.

It's the lull before the storm, Rindi!

garinda 21-04-2012 22:15

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Originally Posted by Michael1954 (Post 986831)
It's the lull before the storm, Rindi!

Not lobotomies all round?

Didn't know their arses from their elbows before.

Really confusing for them now.

Be nice and peaceful for them in here though.

As they gently rock, and bang their heads on the calming walls.

:rolleyes:


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