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I think it's time we had a calm room, after all the stresses & strains that can be caused by the every-day rigours of posting on accyweb can take its toll.

There are a few rules but I'll try to keep them simple:-
1/ No sharp objects.

2/ you are only allowed to post to youself (thus eliminating the need to interrupt other peoples threads with complaints about how badly done to you feel by other members).

3/ When posting you must NOT disagree with the person who previously posted (in fact if used correctly the chance may occour for you to read something from someone that agrees with you (won't that make a change?)).

4/ Only positive thoughts allowed, we don't want to lose anymore karma do we?

5/ Whilst in this room the occupant must chant the following repeatedly, "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me I think I'll go and eat worms".

With any luck and the correct medication the occupant may be fit to release themselves on probation after possibly 2 or maybe 3 months.

At the moment I think it only fair that occupancy should be on a voluntary basis, however if some-one quite obviously needs help but doesn't realise it themselves then, a panel of experts can be made up consisting of the administrater & the moderators to certify the need for action to be taken on the poor victims behalf.

The attachment is of a similar room that I have created from the cupboard under the stairs, so I can assure you that it works!

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can i be the first in the calm room hehehehe the only trouble is i may not get out

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Excellent Idea Less put me on the short list, any chance of including some positive therapy on how to keep one’s own foot out of one’s mouth. lol.

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Any chance of any therapy for helping people that feel sorry for them selves??

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yes Doug .........get bigger shoes or saw your mouth up

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As for Wingy ............come to the Accyweb meets we will stop you feeling sorry for yourself
but this therapy can be expencive but it will work ofter only 1 meet you wont have a care in the world hehe

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I don't feel sorry for myself Mick. And as for my drinking habbits..... i'm sure youv'e seen them before hehe :-)

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just use a straw doug he he he

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i feel quite calm today, just cut 4" off susans hair & took my calming pill /

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hehe, ye good one Mez, but I need to increase my input and I haven't got the draw since I stopped smoking...........lol

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Will the people wishing to take advantage of this new area please form an orderly queue, no pushing @ the back there! Hey, you can't all go in at once I'll have no-one to talk to!

:hippy:

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You are going to need a LOT bigger room Less

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Hello?...HELLO?....is there anybody there?....(Oh well if you can't beat them join them), [starts to wander towards the Calm room], HELLO, if there is any-one there can you please lock the door after I go in. [Walks into the Calm room muttering], [so, this is what its like to be sober, (can't say I like it much), Oh dear indigestion, ( must be that whole new can of worms I've just opened, shouldn't have had them all at one go, & the soil is stuck between my teeth)).

;) :D :signbeer:

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As we are all in the same boat (room) i am quite prepperd to moderate this section But who will moderate it when im in here .........over to you LESS
just remember there wont be much to moderate ho the dispair the dispair i can't go on i need quiet and you wont get that on ACCRINGTON WEB.............

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Shhhh, be quiet Mick, while your in here positive healing thoughts only, because your the nearest reach for the bottle & pour me another glass of sedative!
:beer58:

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Yes I Can Just About Get To The Bottle ................peace

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nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms

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HO ELLIE we all love you so leave the worms alone please

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I know somebody who loves you Ellie!!

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Hummmmmmmmmmmmm! (no, this is not my mantra, it's the way I always smell!).
:music8: :hippy: :daisy: :thankya: :signthis:

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i thought we had to chant it?

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Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms.
Short fat juicy ones,
Long thin skinny ones,
Ones that wriggle and squirm.

Bite their heads off,
Suck the juice out,
Throw the skins away.
Nobody knows,
How well I thrive,
On worms three times a day.

Long thin skinny ones,
Slip down easily,
Short fat juicy ones stick.
Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'm gonna be SICK! http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...ies/tongue.gifuke: http://www.luxweb.co.uk/~accringt/fo...es/biggrin.gif

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Will there be soft lights and music to soothe us?

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I'm on a completely different plain now, in fact for the first time in his life god has said he believes in me. (what sort of mushrooms did you say these were?)
:smokin:

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purple ones less

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sounds like less has been in the miners again hehe

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Dunno about plain. Wish I was on a plane.

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No, wingy, but as you brought the subject up, Mick & I can be there for six but you'll be paying!

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I'm skint mate, thats what women and kids do to you........
They aint exactly spent it but they force me into heavy drinking.

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Positive Healing thoughts only in here wingy or I'll come round & break you legs!

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I think I need to join the queue for this room. Quiet soothing music, happy thoughts and strong sedatives would do me the power of good. Why is it, just when you think you have PMT under control, you meet a complete moron???? :rolleyes:

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Can't help feeling there's an interesting story you're not telling us.

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Who??? :confused: What!!!:mad:

What do I stand accused of now? :( Alright then, I admit it. :o :D

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peace man your in the calm room remember eat a worm//

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Don't panic dear, it's not you. All I'm prepared to say on an open forum is that one of my neighbours has rubbed me up the wrong way (along with the rest of the street) Would anyone be able to lend us an electric cattle prod? :D ;)

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Pheww. Thank gawd for that.:D

I don't have a cattle prod, but you don't want one of those anyway, they're only ticklish little voltages. How's about a Tazer? Now we're talkin' serious numbers here, 50 kv. It'll have him dancing around like an epileptic on PCP. :eek:

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Iv'e got a shotgun if that would help:-)

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Thanks for the offers folks, but I think us neighbours will be planning a way to get revenge without dropping ourselves in the poo. Maybe an ASBO would be appropriate for this prat.:)

Now where do I stand on jumping the queue for the calm room????:D

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Oh, ek.
I think I must have come into the wrong room.
I could have swore it said calm room on the door.

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Hey, who let this lettie in has she not read the rules? no bad vibes it's all cool in here here, get her a bean bag & if she speaks again put it in her mouth some of us of us are trying to contemplate the meaning of accyweb
:hippy:

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oooooo all them pretty colours

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You should see the colours in my other eye, just a minute & I'll get it out of my pocket for you.

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oo no not the blue one less you know its my favorite /

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We need candles and aromatherapy oils.

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ive a big lavender bush will that do//

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Right, I've just rapidy quaffed 2 glasses of red wine sedative, and I'm feeling peaceful. May I now enter the calm room??



FOR HEAVENS SAKE LET ME IN !!!!!!!!!!!............ Sorry, my PMT alter ego reappeared, obviously 2 glasses is not enough.

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Yeah thats got to be better to contemplate than accyweb!
:D ;)

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wot you mean the aroma of the bush creates a calming influence on people// i was gonna say show it to lettie less it may calm her down //

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oops i meant the eye in yer pocket

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The first peron to mention the aroma of mez's bush is definatly out of here!
:stop:

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nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
i think i need to be let in the room ive just cracked my sides//

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If I don't mention the aroma of Mez's bush, can I come in??

It could be worse, at least we're not talking about her Clematis...:D

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Where is that then?

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not outside the door like the lavender bush //

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In her garden Less, honestly, if you have to ask...........

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She won't even let me into her garden to do a bit of weeding, so what chance have I of differentiating anything?

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nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms

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Can I come in the calm room.
But.
Nobody will like me.
Everybody'l hate me
coz i just cant eat worms

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there ok anne just a bit crunchy at the head , the rest just slides down /

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There you go then.
Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates Me Just coz I dont eat worms.
No body likes me.
Everybody hates me.
Mez can have my worms.

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nobody loves me everybody hates me, think i'll go an eat worms

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Title Internet scam on accyweb

Thanks to the investigatory skills of the moderators,it can now be revealed that the calm room was just another confidence trick.
Working tirelessly on your behalf, I can now reveal that the so called Guru Less & his hench-person Mez, were working an internet scam. Although we have not been able to collect enough proof to proceed with legal action, we have discovered that whilst under the influence of the calm room members were being fooled into revealing their credit-card details.
we have not as yet been able to uncover the true amount that has been extorted by this terrible duo low estimates put it somewhere between the equivalent of 1 or possibly 2 days pay for an NHS Dentist. So, as you can see we are not talking in small terms of cash.
Due to the fact that the dreaded Guru had registered the 'Calm Room' as a religuous sect all monies they have received are tax exempt.
We can further reveal that airline tickets for a tropical Island had been purchased by mez (even though she protests her innocence & says she has been taken in by the smooth talking son of a snitch just like every-one else, (she even produced a receipt for the said Guru's bar bill which runs into large figures & says she was fooled into paying it!).
But all the facts reveal that they were going to run away together & become tax exiles.

When asked to comment the Guru was heard to say "enough of this peace & healing sh*t it's time to send the boys round"

It is therefore with reluctance that we have to declare the calm room temporarily out of bounds, with the view to re-opening once we can find some-one trustworthy to take over.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARRNED !!!

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I have just riceived this pm
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WOT//// WOT/// WOT /// i plead all innocence i WAS taken in by the GURU im an inoccent, im pure i am, honest mistr im just a poor unfortunate that fell for the smooth talking charms of this/this /ooo i plead all innocence wot a fool ive been, help me plz i beg of you show me some mercy please//

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WOT//// WOT/// WOT /// i plead all innocence i WAS taken in by the GURU im an inoccent, im pure i am, honest mistr im just a poor unfortunate that fell for the smooth talking charms of this/this /ooo i plead all innocence wot a fool ive been, help me plz i beg of you show me some mercy please//

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Me-thinks the lady doth protest too much!
do you think there is something in this ??

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Ya boo sucks, you can't touch me I've added every-one to my ignore list!

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I think Less and Mez has been spending to much time in the pub. LOL

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im begining to think the same janet he he he //

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I will be having words with LESS & MEZ about this scam at the next meeting
this is not on we can't have scams on here

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it wernt me that started it //

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gonnaa sit and hide here for a while meditating hmmm hmmmmm
nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think i'll go an eat worms hmmmm hmmmmm

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Yes well dad you better keep me out of the calm room cause no matter what i do or where i go i just cant keep quiet.

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Ho yes and my worms tasted yum didnt like the gritty bit though!

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people think i think i am the best at Petz but i dont think that and now people are out to kill me
(Thank you steven and accystankev)
so i dont think i am that great ok

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oooo eck another accyweb meet will it be ok (no body loves me everybody hates me think i need some worms#) got to find some peace, [I]if i hide here for a while will will things sort themselves out ooo:swear8: tooo much to do again , why oo why do i do it :cheers: :drunk: :alc: :theband: AHHHHHHHH now i know why.

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Quiet Willow, I can't hear the voices in my head with all your chatter!:)

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no body loves me
everybody hates me
think i'll go eat worms
ooooooooooo thanks for the calm room ////////

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well here we go.................. no body loves me

everybody hates me

think id best eat worms.
ooooo i feel bettert still now:p

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif HOOOOOO great the Calm Room is open again
now for a bit of peace and quiet with a few worms http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif

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<<<< walks into the calm room muttering about being bored with no car and no kids :glare8: Now what was Less's mantra? Something about the dog having worms?

Well that hasn't worked :rolleyes: how do I get outta here? ......... Hello were's the door?

HELLOOOOO :eek: !!!






I'M STUCK IN THE CALM ROOM!!!

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I'm just going to find a nice quiet little corner in herE and curl up and have a snooze.


Z ZZ Z Z Z Z Z ZZ Z Z Z Z Z Z ZZZZ ZZZZ ...............

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errr tinks what you doing getting all worked up in the calm room.......ooo I see its the garish colours in here... right who's up for sprucing up this room. Paint brushes and feng shui charts at the ready....................... :)

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mumble .....mumble........moan moan thats all they ever do ......... think i'll stay in calm room forever .......let um sort theirselves out........think i need some BIG WORM'S TODAY..........mmmmm this is a nice dark corner im having a kip.........byeeeeeee.

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<<harwood red clashes in with paint tins, brushes and ladders>>

Oops sorry mez didn't see you in the corner :eek:

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please go and eat some worms http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif

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Who the flook has put paint all over the padded walls and throws?

Oh dear, Mez whats happened to you? I've told you before you don't suit Magnolia.

Obviously we've been attacked by someone addicted to make-over programmes!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_204v.gif

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ok ok i get message Less
nobody loves me everybody hates me i think i will go and eat worms :(

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Before you sit down, you seem to have some emulsion paint on your right eye, come here and I'll poke it out for you with this stick!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_21.gif

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less how did you get in the calm room with a pointed stick,
All weapons must be left at the door.......http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...achmentid=4640

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Looking at the stick, I think it has been used to stir the paint, I tripped over it when I came in.

Err Mick don't lean against that wall I think the paint is still wet! Oh, no too late now you and Mez look like book ends.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_5_3v.gif

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Well at least I get to now show off with my new super duper hi-fashion eye patch!!!! :)

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sorry willow, that was me but why does everyone think its magnolia??? Thats just the undercoat but the main paint will have to wait until my eye is better so you can blame less for that

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_2_108.gif These walls are padded they dont need painting

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