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Thanks Dave I've read your signature already

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There's Speed Dating session at a pub in Chorley next Wednesday Margaret, I'll send you the details, Perhaps I'll see you there. ;)

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Only through the wrong end of a very large and powerful telescope.

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Margaret, may I suggest we all turn up? I for one am more than curious as to where you would insert the telescope in him!
:D

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I'll give you three guesses Less....and at least two of them would be right.

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Being that She is married. I doubt that you will find her at a Speed Dating session.

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Rob..if I wasn't married....I still wouldn't be there...in case I bumped into him.

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I'd go, but the only pulling that'd interest me would be the Pints ! :D

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Where is the post that suggested we were Kindred Spirits? I'm sure I saw it here this morning...where you outlined you lack of love for FB.
Did you have second thoughts?

I could never be your kindred spirit in a million years.

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There's been some funny redacting on here Margaret, I don't know where its gone. Maybe someone is using Joinme.com and has hacked in to my account
Strange I'll see if I can find and and tweak it to get past the mods.

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Yes, that's the one I saw earlier...but had no time to reply to.
Kindred spirits - you and I?....Not now, not ever.

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Where were we? Oh yes speed dating. Perhaps you can come with that nice lady on here who let me know I had missed Ceaser off that posting, can’t begin to think how that happened????
I am attaching the details once again just in case you haven’t got it *grin*

It was originally going to be at the “Lesbian and Lump Hammer” in Leyland** but Accy Stanley Ladies FC had their Christmas party there and trashed the place!

But still at least she had a chance to read and respond before Mick the Mod deleted that post citing Rule 12:* All posts on the forum to be made in English. If you wish to communicate in a foreign language, please do so on the PM system,also PM=PRIVATE MESSAGE and all pm's are just that Private and must not be posted on the forum no matter how old they are or who they are from or permission has been given to post it.
As if real peeple would PM me !! how numb is that?

** Try saying that with a mouthful of Pork Scratchings Less !

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Where were we? Oh yes Speed dayting. Now listenup lads. The venue has been changed. Details attached, I’ll let Margaret and her pal know later. *wink*

What say we form a raiding party and sneak over there tonight with some paint and change the P to a T… What a spiffing wheeze eh? Margaret will have an attackof the vapours when she arrives I reckon.

It’s a pity DaveausDeutschland is indisposed cooking his Weiswurst and Lebkuchen cos’ with his little hairy feet and love of quests he’d be great in our gang.*

*I know Dave, Bilbo was a reluctant companion to the Dwarves on the journey but he did warm to the job in hand later.

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At the risk of incurring the wrath or disdain of others, I actually find DtheP's posts to be amusing and humorous. They're quite comical.

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I've got plenty of disdain to go around, you always take the part of the idiot newbie, oh come on give the guy a chance type person, as you are.
Well bless, good for you, I and plenty of others I suspect find him bloody annoying...

...Which is what he's trying and succeeding to be.