Has LESS Moved House
 

Hey less have you moved and not told anyone .....just found this news report
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Bloody Birmingham



Residents in Birmingham have had the fear of the undead put into them after reports of a spate of vampire-related attacks.

Local newspapers have been swamped by stories of a blood-sucking attacker roaming the streets in the Ward End and Alum Rock areas of the city.

The rumours started after a man was said to have "gone on the rampage" in Ward End last month.

Fears have risen even further with more blood-curdling stories of biting attacks this month, leaving local people fearing a dice with Dracula.

One man is reported to have been set upon as he was walking along the street, while passers-by who tried to help him were also bitten for their trouble, with one woman having a "chunk" bitten out of her arm.

Local police have dismissed the reports as "urban myth", pointing out that no victims of biting attacks have so far come forward.

"To date we have not received any reports from people stating they have been bitten and this appears to be an urban myth which is being fuelled by rumours," a police spokesman told the Birmingham Evening Mail.http://directnews.dehavilland.co.uk/...itemid=7583193

Re: Has LESS Moved House
 

How dare you Sir! To even suggest that I would 'go on the rampage', with strangers?

These attacks are obviously performed by a rank amateur that is more of a flesh eater than a true blood sucking beast, also what sort of insinuation are you making about my sexuality suggesting that one of my victims could possibly be a man? I may admit to being strange but definetly NOT queer! (oops sorry even we the undead exist in fear of the P.C. brigade I mean gay, (that is not gay as in happy go lucky, but gay as in a turd puncher, (oh, dear, erm, not that I have anything against turd punchers, Even my best drinking buddy is probably one of those but so long he keeps it to like minded people I say live & let die!))).

Where can you find a blood sucking, mincing, smilie when you need one?
This will have to do:-
:iloveyou::alright::thankya:

Re: Has LESS Moved House
 

I couldn't find one so I've made my own!

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Re: Has LESS Moved House
 

OOOOOH, isn't he sweet!
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