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fibi	21-03-2005 11:39

How to impress a Woman/ Man

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN.

* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV

garinda

23-03-2005 14:35

Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

LOL, don't accuse me of being anti-Yorkshire Miss Fibs and then post such a sexist thread!

Very funny & true though. :)

accymel

23-03-2005 14:39

Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

Seen that one floating about for ages n no doubt the male response will follow soon lol

fibi	23-03-2005 14:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

LOL, don't accuse me of being anti-Yorkshire Miss Fibs and then post such a sexist thread!

Very funny & true though. :)

LOL....To be honest I wish I wasn't in Yorkshire the people are rude and they make crap pork pies!!!LOL ...can it still be classed as sexist if it's true?

garinda

23-03-2005 14:44

Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

l'll get your immigration papers sent over, and we'll have a proper pie waiting for you.xxx

accymel

23-03-2005 14:47

Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

dont forget yr passport lol

fibi	23-03-2005 14:53

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Originally Posted by garinda

l'll get your immigration papers sent over, and we'll have a proper pie waiting for you.xxx

Bless ya!! can you make sure theres a vodka as well xx

Tinkerbelle

23-03-2005 14:57

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he he he very true fibi :w00t:

fibi	23-03-2005 15:03

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Originally Posted by accystanmac

dont forget yr passport lol

In the village were I have lived for 12yrs and most of them feel that I still need a passport and visa to live there, very old fashioned people tend to be interbred and do not welcome new people with open arms...not like the lovely accy people I left behind

accymel

23-03-2005 15:07

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Awwww Fibi i know what u mean i have a few friends o'er the border n one moved from Lancs over there n said the same thing we're called tourists LOL!!! Tho i like to nip over n refresh my mates lancy accent tho :)

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Originally Posted by fibi

janet

23-03-2005 18:41

Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

How to impress a man, You forgot the beer Fibi. lol

accymel

23-03-2005 18:55

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....& their 'jacobs' too LOL!!!

Poodle

23-03-2005 21:31

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woh woh woh, i live near accy but im a yorkshireman and ill have you know we make the best pork pies :p . I do of course have to show my passport as i travel back and forth to yorkshire on a daily basis to work. I still havnt grasped this lancashire accent, i think its english only they have removed half the words to make the sentances shorter and have replaced the letter Y with an I making it 'mi mum' and 'mi brudda' (which i presume is brother rather than the more unlikley idea its a model of buddah)

*runs for coverrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Neil	28-03-2005 19:33

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Originally Posted by fibi

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV

Please change it to * Show up almost naked ...

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