Accrington Web - Woman: I Didn’t Sleep With Beckham Shocker

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A woman has made an outrageous confession that she has not slept with David Beckham, despite living on the same planet as the England captain.
The woman, who understandably doesn’t want to be named, made her shocking claim amidst rumours linking Beckham with every single woman who knows the phone number of a tabloid.
One such lady, Sue Me, claims to have been made pregnant by the Real Madrid star after a free kick flew into the stands nearly hitting her husband’s dad’s best mate.
Another woman, Ivana Kashin, has even claimed to have received a love letter as part of a long standing affair. When quizzed over the fact that it just looks like a photocopy of Beckham’s signature, Kashin said, “No, its been personalised, its says ‘David Beckham 23’. That’s the exact size of my QI.”