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For next home game against Fleetwood on 30 March the weather basically has to be dry as I would not want to see two home games in a row postponed due to bad weather which I would find a disgusting disgrace. I saw a photo of the pitch online today and there was unfortunately no way the game could be played as one corner is very underwater. Here's hoping the weather will be dry for the next home game.

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Is your real name SIMON?:rolleyes:

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No, it is Joe Wills and I think major work needs doing on the pitch during the summer as Burnley's game up the road has gone ahead with no problems.

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Thats because even their forks have six fingers

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You're right, & that work would cost approximately £250,000 - feel free to donate to the cause. Thank you :)

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You've got to admit Somerset is a bit of a legend.How does someones' brain work when season in season out he only appears when you have a game off and then he comes on the forum totally disgusted and horrified to think the next game might be off as well! His whole raison d'etre is rain and your pitch. One word..........UNIQUE!

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Or yeh could say brain dead?

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Bless him, he certainly gives us some entertainment on days like this when we've no game:D

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This is laughable on a day when several other games became victims of the atrocious weather.
I don't know where you live Somerset, but our local area has suffered from flooding with people's homes put at risk.
The only disgusting disgrace is your pathetic post.

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Could I ask Somerset, do you ever/actually watch football?? :)

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I used to watch Yeovil Town but I don't anymore as every time I watch them they always lose

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If you want to come along to the Fleetwood game, let me know - P.M. me - and we can meet up :)

:) :) :)

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Doubt it, he's too busy watching the weather forecasts :)

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I don't want to come to the Fleetwood game because I live over 200 miles away near Yeovil in Somerset so it's too far for me

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Never mind S/S you know the old saying, it never rains but it pours

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He's back !!!

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:yelrotflm:yelrotflm

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He is totally wacky and unique. Either very sad or the smartest WUM ever. I like browsing the forums and haven't seen him pop up anywhere else other than on here. Why he should rock up on the Accy forum is beyond me. Having games called off is totally frustrating for footy fans, but not really being an Accy fan I can look at this with a detached view.He gets a rise from you every time so that's probably what keeps him going. Not easy but maybe just ignore him and he might get fed up. There again this is not a normal person we are talking about so I wouldn't be so sure. Maybe just treasure him. After all you're the only forum in the whole world with you're very own SOMERSET!

EDIT. Apologies, ignore the above, just noticed that someone mentioned earlier that he has Aspergers syndrome. That explains it all. Not a very pleasant mental condition to suffer from so yes maybe best to either just ban him or play along with it now knowing the reason for it.

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[QUOTE=Revived Red;1225643] I know he is a total irritant - the only way to stop him is to remove his posts and/or ban him.

i,d go with that. was funny at first but the joke has gone more than stale now. not as if he is or way a stanley fan either. needs to concentrate on matters nearer home like the form of yeovil town .

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Don't worry about the distance. We can arrange an early pitch inspection before you set off. Just in case.

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What's all this talk about banning Somerset? He's not a troll or a wind-up merchant, and I doubt he'd even understand the concept of those terms. He's a harmless individual who, due to his condition, has an unusual way of communicating with people. Like AccyMad and Kiwi, I find he brightens up the tedium of a cancelled fixture day. However, for those who he irritates, the answer's simple - he never interrupts on other members' threads, he just starts his own whenever there's a cancelled fixture. So just don't open his threads, then everybody's happy!

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Have you ever had a girlfriend Somerset??

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Genius.

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Not funny Mr. Rocket.....

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Spot on Mr. H :)

Is there any chance that - in your position - you could stop people closing threads for no apparent reason??

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Joe;

it's me that's closed the thread as I thought he was "not welcome".

If the guys not well, that's sad.

I can confirm he has also written to the club demanding we install undersoil heating!!

New pitch, £250k + add in undersoil heating, cira £150k and we won't hear from Joe W ( Somerset) again ;)

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No I have not ever had a girlfriend.

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"Not welcome"? Who says he's not welcome? As far as I and quite a few others are concerned, he's got a right to post on here if he wants to. As I said before, he only posts on the threads he starts,so it's quite easy for our more irritable members to avoid him, if they wish!

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Me, Somerset, Malcolm the Mole and 28 will form our own Persona non Grata club. I draw the line at Davo though :alright:

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In the hope to move the subject on I note the forecast for Accy for the next two weeks is overall a very dry spell so here's hoping.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2657770

Oh and thank you for the interest in our club Somerset

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can anyone get hold of monty don for his knowledge of grass and carol kirkwood for weather advice before our next home game. free ticket for the latter if she comes down for the game.

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I was just talking to an owder than me chap on bus and he asked me if i was going to match tonight, I told him twas rearranged for April, he was gobsmacked cos he was going tonight:eek: everyone aint got a computer.:rolleyes:Hope theres not many more in that position

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a slight change of subject but equally revalent to me and this old guy on the bus. do not think its actually happened for stanley fans yet but i,m sure it will sometime close in the future. it will be his inability and mine to obtain tickets for away games. could not go to fylde last tuesday night as you could only obtain tickets on line either by printing em out or having them on tour phone to scan at the gate. 2 things i do not posess plus my lad had to do a similar thing at southport earlier in the season.