Jack the Ripper" was Winston Churchill's Father - Page 2

alan7554 · 25-07-2011, 12:17

sorry my mistake,he went round beating them to death with a piece of haddock,oh that was JACKthe KIPPER>

flashy · 25-07-2011, 12:26

And people wonder why you're in the red

alan7554 · 25-07-2011, 12:45

same coolurs as ASFC,its called good old fashioned british humour,you should get out a bit more and try some,if might brighten up your boring day

jaysay · 25-07-2011, 17:48

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Originally Posted by alan7554

same coolurs as ASFC,its called good old fashioned british humour,you should get out a bit more and try some,if might brighten up your boring day

not with jokes like that it won't

alan7554 · 26-07-2011, 12:04

get a life jaysay, and if my sister had been born with a beard would that have made her my uncle as well,Fact Jack the ripper killed prossies, its a joke played on words ie kipper and slipper, like jack stropp the scottish underwear inventor,and mary hinge the hairy lady,its called british humour so get some mike reid dvd,s and learn about life

Boeing Guy · 26-07-2011, 16:46

Prefer Dave Allen myself

jaysay · 26-07-2011, 17:51

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Originally Posted by alan7554

get a life jaysay, and if my sister had been born with a beard would that have made her my uncle as well,Fact Jack the ripper killed prossies, its a joke played on words ie kipper and slipper, like jack stropp the scottish underwear inventor,and mary hinge the hairy lady,its called british humour so get some mike reid dvds and learn about life

It would appear I've had a considerably more active life than you have if that's the best you can do on the joke front especially when you find the need to explain them