Aspcp

WillowTheWhisp · 03-12-2004, 10:01

I think we are in need of an ASPCP - an AccyWeb Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Petz. Some of the poor creatures on here are starving to death and others suffering for want of medication and their owners are not short of a bob or two.

This situation needs to be taken in hand by animal lovers of a compassionate nature - maybe we could have Less go round and bite the owners in the neck?

simon · 03-12-2004, 10:19

Good idea Willow, I am up for that and will volunteer for such dutys

People today

Less · 03-12-2004, 10:43

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Originally Posted by simon

Good idea Willow, I am up for that and will volunteer for such dutys

People today

I've been undead for quite a number of years now just waiting for the chance to be of use to society & what happens as soon as the right job with all the perks a neck biting artiste such as myself could hope for. A twisted little gnome like you jumps in to say that you will do it!

O.K. NO MORE MR. NICE VAMP Simon you have been warned.

simon · 03-12-2004, 11:40

My maximus say's ready when you are GOOFY !!!! Ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I am now sure that this job needs a responsible pet lover to care for it so that AccyWeb and society can be protected from Monsters like YOU !!!!!

(Max put this extra wide collar on mate, and from now on me and you sleep in the same room ok? woof.... take turns at sleeping yeh? woof... Good lad

Now pass me that length of timber and lets start whittling(?))

Acrylic-bob · 03-12-2004, 11:58

The owners can always take part in my puzzle pics giveaway if they are short of brass.

Less · 03-12-2004, 12:05

Even those that are pure of heart & say their prayers at night can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the stars are shining bright.

You'd better hope for an overcast night from now on matey, that curse has been passed on from father to son right up until it's leg dropped off, your Trusty canine is now a guardian of the undead and will do my bidding when you are at your most vulnerable.

P.S. I've an interview coming up as a local pet warden, can I put your name down as a reference?

simon · 03-12-2004, 12:17

Don't worry I need no sleep my pppprrrrrrrreecious gives me all the strenght I need

If the dark lord Sauron could not kill me then you are just a bit of fun... And my trusty canine is no other than a Wolve of Isangard! that is why his strength is out of this WORLD.

And if you think a reference of an undead tortured sole who is obsessed with a gold ring, and eats live fish will impress ANY Employer you are just SILLY

Ps the Stag and Miners are not safe for you any more

Less · 03-12-2004, 12:33

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Originally Posted by simon

And if you think a reference of an undead tortured sole who is obsessed with a gold ring, and eats live fish will impress ANY Employer you are just SILLY

Oh, well I only thought I'd ask it was either you or Doug so I went for the more plausible, excuse me a second.

Doug, cooeee, Doug have you got a minute?

staggeringman · 03-12-2004, 18:48

This situation needs to be taken in hand by animal lovers of a compassionate nature - maybe we could have Less go round and bite the owners in the neck? LES YOU ARE THE MAN!!!! NICE,INTELLIGENT,CALM,REASSURING,GOOD TO ALL GODS CREATURES.Iwould ask you please take this job it would be worth your weight in gold.

-pixie · 04-12-2004, 08:28

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

I think we are in need of an ASPCP - an AccyWeb Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Petz. Some of the poor creatures on here are starving to death and others suffering for want of medication and their owners are not short of a bob or two.

This situation needs to be taken in hand by animal lovers of a compassionate nature - maybe we could have Less go round and bite the owners in the neck?

Which reminds me...I need to feed Splat.

Margaret Pilkington · 04-12-2004, 20:24

I think you are spot on there Willow......there are a few petz in the adoption centre who look like they are on their last legs.

vorlon24 · 04-12-2004, 22:54

Not just the ones in the adoption centre - some have owners that are being neglected

Less · 04-12-2004, 23:14

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Originally Posted by vorlon24

some have owners that are being neglected

There is nothing worse than an owner that is neglected by their pet!

simon · 04-12-2004, 23:39

MAX !!!!!!!!!!!! Not now boy.................wait till he is sleeping.......

ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............Less will be less..

Steven · 05-12-2004, 16:54

but the thing is its hard to lookafter a pet all by yourself with hardly any cash