Pet dying - owner banned - Page 2

lettie · 24-11-2004, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

I think we should let lettie do it, She'd do a for Vetter job than the rest of us.....

Yikes!!!! What exactly are you implying there Doug???

LESS.......... Get over here..

Doug · 24-11-2004, 19:06

[QUOTE=lettie]

Yikes!!!! What exactly are you implying there Doug???

Whoops.............

Less · 24-11-2004, 19:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by lettie

LESS.......... Get over here..

Sparks I never,.... I wouldn't, ..... Oh, after checking he's off-line be there in a minute Lettie.

Doug · 24-11-2004, 19:27

[QUOTE=lettie]

Yikes!!!! What exactly are you implying there Doug???

Oh god...............did I say Lettie, I do apologise I meant to say Vettie.....Sad I know but I need the money.......

Doug · 26-11-2004, 16:12

I am sad to report that Harvey the dog and Kev the slug are about to pass away, they only have a short time left after being dumped in the Adoption centre.

Harvey is a male 124 year old kacky brown leg rat with a cute “let me have it expression” is about to croak…….

Kev the little slug is a 6 year old lettuce eater and will die in within the next 144 hours.

You can save these little beast if your quick or at least write to your local moderator demanding that these two little innocents be given more time to find a caring idiot (sorry) owner who will look after then and provide love

and substance.

..........

lettie · 26-11-2004, 16:16

If they are in the adoption centre, they may just be there for a holiday, and will come out in the same state they went in, when the owners return. I'm sure they'll find a home if they are up for adoption though. Our Grego adopted Dave the spider and he is still fighting fit.

Doug · 26-11-2004, 16:21

Thank you for your kind words lettie, I know they are meant to be caring and understanding.....You must forgive me for being Mr Nasty but I was being b****y sarcastic

Sparkologist · 26-11-2004, 16:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

I am sad to report that Harvey the dog and Kev the slug are about to pass away, they only have a short time left after being dumped in the Adoption centre.

Harvey is a male 124 year old kacky brown leg rat with a cute “let me have it expression” is about to croak…….

Kev the little slug is a 6 year old lettuce eater and will die in within the next 144 hours.

You can save these little beast if your quick or at least write to your local moderator demanding that these two little innocents be given more time to find a caring idiot (sorry) owner who will look after then and provide love

and substance.

..........

I once fell for a sob-story like that. I ended up shelling out 2 quid a month for an Orang Utan, which gets to holiday it's life away in Malaysia, while I slave my life away paying for the hairy beastie.

Doug · 26-11-2004, 16:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkologist

I once fell for a sob-story like that. I ended up shelling out 2 quid a month for an Orang Utan, which gets to holiday it's life away in Malaysia, while I slave my life away paying for the hairy beastie.

I know.....there are loads of us, I’m still paying

...this is stage one of my cunning plan the get funds for a name, and I said NAME change....stage two will con the bleeding hearts softy types to part with there sweaty loads of hard earned cash.

Less · 26-11-2004, 16:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

stage two will con the bleeding hearts softy types to part with there sweaty loads of hard earned cash.

Way ahead of you Doug just keep your schemes off my Calm Room Scam!

Doug · 26-11-2004, 17:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

Way ahead of you Doug just keep your schemes off my Calm Room Scam!

Tell you what Less

.............I'll recommend your calm room scam (sorry) charity as a beneficial Christian reason to donate hard cash,

if you give me say………25% of your takings.. If you don’t the body of the late Kev the slug will come through your later box…..?

Less · 26-11-2004, 17:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

If you don’t the body of the late Kev the slug will come through your later box…..?

Roast Slug for Christmas Dinner! But dare I ask where do I put the stuffing?

Doug · 26-11-2004, 17:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

Roast Slug for Christmas Dinner! But dare I ask where do I put the stuffing?

Spot on Less.......What you going to stuff it with. Snail and Onion.....lol

-pixie · 27-11-2004, 07:16

Remind me not to eat whilst reading the forums again.

Margaret Pilkington · 27-11-2004, 20:03

I KNOW the petz are not real..... but I still feel sorry if they are hungry or if they are not happy.....and if I am passing a pet I will play with it......how sad is that.
I am not ready for my own pet just yet