Jeanette Winterston - famous novelist

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

Suheir Hammad, Hisham Matar, Ali Smith and Jeanette Winterson | Southbank Centre.

Jeanette is appearing at the South Bank in April.

I hope the taxpayer won't be paying for this rubbish.

[StevenWaling]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Hey...do you mind...we try to be civilised on this website.

What's civilised about calling someone a puftah, homophobe?

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

What's civilised about calling someone a puftah, homophobe?

My sincere apologies. This was an incorrect posting.

I should have said Gilbert & George were a pair of 'Perverted Puffters'.

Happy now?

[StevenWaling]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

My sincere apologies. This was an incorrect posting.

I should have said Gilbert & George were a pair of 'Perverted Puffters'.

Happy now?

So not just a bully, but a bigot too. And ignorant. What else can I expect from that ****hole of a town, Accrington?

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

So not just a bully, but a bigot too. And ignorant. What else can I expect from that ****hole of a town, Accrington?

But I'm not in Accy...I'm in the East End, in London, just like your heroine, Ms. Winterston. Aye, I'm now a soft southern sophisto.

[StevenWaling]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I hope the taxpayer won't be paying for this rubbish.

I hope they take it directly out of your pocket.

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I hope they take it directly out of your pocket.

If they do, I'll go round and nick it back from Jeanettes shop.

[StevenWaling]

I'll be sure to visit you in prison.

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I'll be sure to visit you in prison.

Is that where you are now? So how much longer have you to go?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

My sincere apologies. This was an incorrect posting.

I should have said Gilbert & George were a pair of 'Perverted Puffters'.

Happy now?

One of them used to spy on me when I was sunbathing, when we were next door neighbours in Fournier St.

Which one wears the jam jar bottoms?

I'm not saying there was anything untowards happening. They probably just viewed me as some sort of inspirational muse.

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by garinda

One of them used to spy on me when I was sunbathing, when we were next door neighbours in Fournier St.

Which one wears the jam jar bottoms?

I'm not saying there was anything untowards happening. They probably just viewed me as some sort of inspirational muse.

You probably ended up on one of their canvasses..your piccy is probably hanging on the wall in the Tate Modern right now.

Mind you, how anyone can call their stuff great art, god knows. I always work on the basis that good art is something that will look good hanging alongside my ducks, over the fireplace. If it does not do that, than forget it. And if it's a sculpture, how will it look alongside the garden gnomes?

Which reminds me - one of my gnomes looks just like you, or it would do if you had a beard. I got it from Woolys last year, when they had the closing down sale, so I don't know if you can get them elsewhere, but if you do see a 1ft tall, mooning gnome with a little red hat and blue pants round it's ankles, thats you.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

You probably ended up on one of their canvasses..your piccy is probably hanging on the wall in the Tate Modern right now.

Mind you, how anyone can call their stuff great art, god knows. I always work on the basis that good art is something that will look good hanging alongside my ducks, over the fireplace. If it does not do that, than forget it. And if it's a sculpture, how will it look alongside the garden gnomes?

Which reminds me - one of my gnomes looks just like you, or it would do if you had a beard. I got it from Woolys last year, when they had the closing down sale, so I don't know if you can get them elsewhere, but if you do see a 1ft tall, mooning gnome with a little red hat and blue pants round it's ankles, thats you.

No, they only put renters in their photo-montages.

I was in a different league.

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by garinda

No, they only put renters in their photo-montages.

I was in a different league.

That must have been before you were relegated.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

That must have been before you were relegated.

Retired.

Before I 'retired'.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Taggy

Is there a particular reason why she shouldn't be Jolly??


Best Regards - Taggy

My guess would be, she has a mirror in every room.