Accywebbers story so far

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this just gets better

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Chapter 6..................................

in the morning.

An alcoholic farter.... stinks of alcohol and various other...... really bad smelling various bodily functions........ that other people readily inflict upon themselves all the in the morning and all day, stinking grunts are never gonna sleep on a fat....... dripping out of nasel hair on the end of any bodys little wee pecker...because thats where it usually tends too...... end up before it goes grey and purpley pink. Ah ,but then panther and flashy went up to the accyweb moderators and said "I...........am bloody mad as I wanted to straddle your Brother's, Girlfriend's Sister but we arent that desperate, because, we arent lesbians But we are................ men lovers MUHAHAHAHAHAHA thick as pig poo and sloppy as Dougs brain but still we.... cart on very happily as if nowt happened....but......... the men on the other planet....are all gay and happy because they have sex with animals and other species like....flashy,slinks,n tinks. who also sheep,cows and.........tropical people that can juggle balls of the testicle in their wide............gobs and also big round gaping........ holes in mouths of small goblin like people with bells on their sausages and rings all black and well endowed and built like you with very big ears.
They are smelly and green with purple little blotches on the scaly skin, which bubbled like a yellow banana called Bananaman who flew past panthers window Shouting "you Silly..... ....Cow" because she was naked in the kitchen with only her long.......armed lover from.....Accrington Web who who was ugly but rich and.... hung like a.......donkey........next day....she couldn't walk...


To be continued...................

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chapter 7.............................

but her eyes said that she had, had a large impilment stuck right up her toenail all night, she had to get tested for the midnight dank.......which is really a pain in....her fat ass from which a really nasty odour always seems to..............emit, when she lifts her legs up around beechys pullover next to his sock drawer and puts in the biggest thing her mouth will every chew on. Why does it....always taste salty, she said, while licking her lips at the amount of cream he shot in her eye, from his man meat, which really was so MASSIVE then he put it away.... under the stairs and never got to use it....ever again because it broke off and the dog wouldn't even touch the manky thing which showed just how small it had become because it shrank whilst in the washer never mind eat your greens and it may well grow HUUUUUUUUGE again and then there are always gadgets that can aid in the shrinking...penile erections so the men went, not to worry, to a clinic to see if....the crabs are still moving and breeding like a Dingle on heat which is not big or clever just exceedingly itchy and reall annoying at the footymatch when the dingles passed crabs on to Blackburn Rovers fans..and then shamefully passed em the big one onto the scumbags from old trafford where the Ducks have sex with big smelly Donkeys that have had flag edge fairys. but these are very strange little creatures with pubic pony tails and balls like a.......Tranny Dingle dodger nit infestered nuts wrapped in a dirty old hanky of Claret &west ham blue,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this could easily be mistaken for a Burnley Shirt...................a complete rag. worse than Horse hair on toast...washed down with........dingle vomit and Bob Lords Promise broken as ever just like the.... conservatives and bloody MEN!!! but they are good at making love.....but when it comes to....foreplay they are...not bloody interestedjust football football and more football,cos men in drag hate women that look better dressed as blokes, not that cashy,


To be continued...................