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22-07-2004, 17:03
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Len,
Who could break wind again and again, The gas would ignite He'd take off like a kite, |
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22-07-2004, 17:05
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Re: Limericks - add a line
[here was a young man called Len
He called into the pub now and then One day he got drunk Spewed up 'til it stunk Turned round and yelled, "I'll have another ten". |
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22-07-2004, 17:08
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Re: Limericks - add a line
[There was a young man called Len,
Who could break wind again and again, The gas would ignite He'd take off like a kite, And that would be it. Amen. |
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22-07-2004, 17:09
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Len,
Who could break wind again and again, The gas would ignite He'd take off like a kite, and then run to the loo for a Sh*te. Last edited by Len; 22-07-2004 at 17:42. |
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22-07-2004, 17:10
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Good one T!
A tealeaf swirled round in a cup, |
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22-07-2004, 17:11
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Come on. Someone else start one.
Len, it supposed to rhyme |
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22-07-2004, 17:12
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Good one T!
A tealeaf swirled round in a cup, It was 38DD, and he was running amuck |
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22-07-2004, 17:13
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It does in my head.
Last edited by Len; 22-07-2004 at 19:12. Reason: Testing Banner. |
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22-07-2004, 17:14
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A gentleman walking his dog,
Got stung on the neck by a wasp, When asked if it hurt, He said "No not at all, It can do it again if it likes" |
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22-07-2004, 17:15
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck Though he felt that he shouldn't |
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22-07-2004, 17:17
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck Though he felt that he shouldn't There was no way he would'nt |
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22-07-2004, 17:18
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Re: Limericks - add a line
John W,the version of that limerick we were taught in maths was:
There was a young man from Dundee Who was stung on the nose by a wasp When asked if it hurt He said no not all It can do it again if it wants
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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22-07-2004, 17:20
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Oh, I'm going to have to be very careful with this one, I've already been in trouble today!!!!!!!!!!
A tealeaf swirled round in a cup, It was 38DD, and he was running amuck Though he felt that he shouldn't There was no way he would'nt Who could blame him - the best of Brit luck |
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22-07-2004, 17:23
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]A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck Though he felt that he shouldn't There was no way he would'nt After all, she was the one in luck! Sorry, could'nt resist that..... |
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22-07-2004, 17:25
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Re: Limericks - add a line
You need to be careful, getting into trouble, John...you might end up like me.
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