Limericks - add a line

[grannyclaret]

i cant get in the arcade,or the chat
on my computer chair i am sat
i realy cant say why this is so

[JohnW]

I can't get in the arcade or the chat,
On my computer chair I am sat,
I really can't say why this is so,
And what to do about it, I don't know,

[grannyclaret]

I can't get in the arcade or the chat,
On my computer chair I am sat,
I really can't say why this is so,
And what to do about it, I don't know,
i think i will go and kick the cat

ONLY JOKING ,,CAT LOVERS

[grannyclaret]

if i could have a wish come true

[WillowTheWhisp]

if i could have a wish come true
I would wish for a room with a view

[JohnW]

If i could have a wish come true,
I would wish for a room with a view,
Overlooking a picturesque lake,

[grannyclaret]

]If i could have a wish come true,
I would wish for a room with a view,
Overlooking a picturesque lake,
like on xmas cards ,where lovers skate

[slinky]

If i could have a wish come true,
I would wish for a room with a view,
Overlooking a picturesque lake,
like on xmas cards ,where lovers skate
And if they cant skate, they fall on cue.........

[grannyclaret]

now if only i had a hat like this

[slinky]

now if only i had a hat like this
I wonder if people would take the p....

[JohnW]

Now if only I had a hat like this,
I wonder if people would take the ****,
I'd parade up and down at a place called Ascot,

[Romps]

Now if only I had a hat like this,
I wonder if people would take the ****,
I'd parade up and down at a place called Ascot,
Tho probably i'd look like a total toss pot!

[grannyclaret]

]Now if only I had a hat like this,
I wonder if people would take the ****,
I'd parade up and down at a place called Ascot,
Tho probably i'd look like a total toss pot!
or maybe i'd get a great big KISS

[grannyclaret]

sorry bout that, was trying to make smiley central work

[JohnW]

Wow, England have won back the ashes,