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26-07-2004, 17:40
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Kipax,
Who chopped down a tree with a pick axe, then he picked up the birds' nests Placed them over his wife's breasts, |
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26-07-2004, 17:59
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Kipax,
Who chopped down a tree with a pick axe, then he picked up the birds' nests Placed them over his wife's breasts, Then drew round them with tipex.
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26-07-2004, 18:10
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Good one Janet, do you want to start us off with another?
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26-07-2004, 18:17
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The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop, |
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26-07-2004, 18:23
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The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop, So all we could do was shop, shop, shop
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26-07-2004, 18:24
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The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop, "we'll have a cafe instead" said one bright spark,
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 any xcuse 4 a party
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26-07-2004, 18:27
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The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop, "we'll have a cafe instead" said one bright spark, "Yea, we'll charge daft prices, it'll be quite a lark, |
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26-07-2004, 19:05
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The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop, "we'll have a cafe instead" said one bright spark, "Yea, we'll charge daft prices, it'll be quite a lark and no-one in accy will have a nark//
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26-07-2004, 20:23
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There once was a lady named Mez,
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26-07-2004, 20:46
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There once was a lady named Mez,
Who, on her head, wore a fez
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26-07-2004, 21:01
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It didn't fit right, it was a little too tight
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26-07-2004, 21:05
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There once was a lady named Mez,
Who, on her head, wore a fez It didn't fit right it was a little too tight Oooh, "I need a new one" she sez....
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26-07-2004, 21:11
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Laureate of Church Kirk………..I think not lettie. I’ll buy you a pint on Saturday if you stop….lol
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26-07-2004, 21:14
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We can't all be talented Doug.... Hehehehe, I'll take you up on that pint though. Here's another..
Wingy was driving his car..
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