Limericks - add a line

[JohnW]

There was a young man called Kipax,
Who chopped down a tree with a pick axe,
then he picked up the birds' nests
Placed them over his wife's breasts,

[janet]

There was a young man called Kipax,
Who chopped down a tree with a pick axe,
then he picked up the birds' nests
Placed them over his wife's breasts,
Then drew round them with tipex.

[JohnW]

Good one Janet, do you want to start us off with another?

[janet]

The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop

[JohnW]

The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop,

[janet]

The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop,
So all we could do was shop, shop, shop

[Jaf]

The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop,
"we'll have a cafe instead" said one bright spark,

[JohnW]

The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop,
"we'll have a cafe instead" said one bright spark,
"Yea, we'll charge daft prices, it'll be quite a lark,

[mez]

The Arndale Clock Was For The Chop,
We all said "No!" but they wouldn't stop,
"we'll have a cafe instead" said one bright spark,
"Yea, we'll charge daft prices, it'll be quite a lark
and no-one in accy will have a nark//

[JohnW]

There once was a lady named Mez,

[lettie]

There once was a lady named Mez,
Who, on her head, wore a fez

[grego]

It didn't fit right, it was a little too tight

[lettie]

There once was a lady named Mez,
Who, on her head, wore a fez
It didn't fit right
it was a little too tight
Oooh, "I need a new one" she sez....

[Doug]

Laureate of Church Kirk………..I think not lettie. I’ll buy you a pint on Saturday if you stop….lol

[lettie]

We can't all be talented Doug.... Hehehehe, I'll take you up on that pint though. Here's another..



Wingy was driving his car..