Limericks - add a line - Page 17

Doug · 26-07-2004, 21:17

Me neither lettie, it’s a bit like the kettle and the pot isn’t it……..A pint it is.

ellie · 26-07-2004, 21:21

and he started to follow a star

WINGY · 26-07-2004, 21:23

brightly guiding him straight to a bar

WINGY · 26-07-2004, 21:25

but he was too short
to see what he thought
were the pumps so near yet so far!

WINGY · 26-07-2004, 21:26

hehehehehehehehe i like this thread its fun :-)
Bring it on!!!!

WINGY · 26-07-2004, 21:28

Sorry i'm being told i'm doing it wrong so here goes:-

Wingy was driving his car
and he started to follow a star
brightly guiding him straight to a bar
but he was too short
to see what he thought
were the pumps so near yet so far

Len · 26-07-2004, 21:48

mick, mac, pussycat,
leave your pets alone,

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JohnW · 27-07-2004, 10:35

There was a young fella called Len,

yerself · 27-07-2004, 10:50

There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,

JohnW · 27-07-2004, 11:13

There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,
When he came out for dinner,

ellie · 27-07-2004, 11:18

There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,
When he came out for dinner,
He looked an awful lot slimmer

JohnW · 27-07-2004, 11:21

There was a young fella called Len,
Hid himself away in his den,
When he came out for dinner,
He looked an awful lot slimmer,
'Cause all he had chewed was his pen.

JohnW · 27-07-2004, 17:23

Acrylic-Bob one fine day,

ellie · 27-07-2004, 17:26

Acrylic-Bob one fine day,
Was sat outside in the month of may

JohnW · 27-07-2004, 17:28

Acrylic-Bob one fine day,
Sat outside in the month of May,
He was reading his Playboy,