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[Tealeaf]

A pussycat once in Woodnook
was not known as a great cook

[Tealeaf]

There was an old man from china,
Who prattled on just like a minah
When told to shut up

[JohnW]

A pussycat once in Woodnook
was not known as a great cook
So her husband to be,

[JohnW]

There was an old man from china,
Who prattled on just like a minah
When told to shut up
He said "Nae mon what's up?"

[KIPAX]

There was an old fella named Mick,
Who played games until he felt sick,
The others all said,
He's champ of accyweb,
But I think he knows a cheat trick!



hehe Sorry Mick

[Tealeaf]

A pussycat once in Woodnook
was not known as a great cook
So her husband to be,
Sat her on his knee

[JohnW]

A pussycat once in Woodnook
was not known as a great cook
So her husband to be,
Sat her on his knee
And showed her a cookery book

[Tealeaf]

There was an old man from china,
Who prattled on just like a minah
When told to shut up
He said "Nae mon what's up?"
and that does'nt ryhme either.

[JohnW]

Hahaha, good one "T"

Go on, you have the honours.

[KIPAX]

Theres a poster about called Tealeaf,
He likes to give others some grief,
He relishes a good fight,
and will argue all night,
But I think he does it for relief.

[Tealeaf]

There was a young midwife from Accy

[JohnW]

There was a young midwife from Accy
Who attended the birth of our Jackie,

[Tealeaf]

There was a young midwife from Accy
Who attended the birth of our Jackie
Well, it all went to plan

[KIPAX]

T - Is your location taken from a song perchance?

[janet]

There was a young midwife from Accy
Who attended the birth of our Jackie
Well, it all went to plan
the babe went down the pan