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21-03-2005, 16:29
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Re: Limericks - add a line
there were two young ladies from kent
who to the pub,they did frequent
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21-03-2005, 18:36
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Re: Limericks - add a line
there were two young ladies from kent
whoto the pub they did frequent
on paying their bill
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21-03-2005, 19:12
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There were two young ladies from kent
Who to the pub they did frequent
On paying their bill
They received quite a thrill
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22-03-2005, 08:51
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#634
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Quote:
Originally Posted by yerself
There were two young ladies from kent
Who to the pub they did frequent
On paying their bill
They received quite a thrill
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when the landlord caught his thing in the till.
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22-03-2005, 08:52
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man from Cheam,
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.'
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22-03-2005, 13:20
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#636
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam
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22-03-2005, 18:36
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam,
whilst out on the river,
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.'
Johann Georg Kant, father of Immanuel Kant, philosopher.
Last edited by garinda; 22-03-2005 at 18:37.
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22-03-2005, 18:41
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam,
whilst out on the river,
He started to shiver,
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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23-03-2005, 08:10
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#639
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Re: Limericks - add a line
[QUOTE=yerself]There was a young man from Cheam,
Up his arse was a huge wooden beam,
whilst out on the river,
He started to shiver,
and his stern craked apart at the seam.
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.'
Johann Georg Kant, father of Immanuel Kant, philosopher.
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23-03-2005, 08:11
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young Lady who daily,
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.'
Johann Georg Kant, father of Immanuel Kant, philosopher.
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26-03-2005, 19:36
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white rabbits
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young Lady who daily
got a whistle from handsome young bailey
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26-03-2005, 21:44
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Re: Limericks - add a line
he gave it a tweet
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26-03-2005, 21:47
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Re: Limericks - add a line
but left it nice and neat.........
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26-03-2005, 22:22
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young Lady who daily
got a whistle from handsome young bailey
he gave it a tweet
but left it nice and neat
now he kisses the young lady daily
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26-03-2005, 22:29
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Re: Limericks - add a line
there once was a man from pool............
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Millions of sperm and you was the fastest??
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