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Old 30-03-2005, 13:45   #661
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I knew a old man from ossy...................
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Old 30-03-2005, 13:51   #662
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I knew a old man from ossy,
who dressed in a prostitute's cozzy,
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Old 30-03-2005, 14:04   #663
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I knew an old man from Ossy,
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It chafed and it pinched.......
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Old 30-03-2005, 14:06   #664
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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched......
but he never flinched......
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Old 30-03-2005, 14:18   #665
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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched,
as he ran past the lynch,
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Old 30-03-2005, 14:25   #666
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I knew an old man from Ossy,
Who dressed in a prostitutes cozzy,
It chafed and it pinched,
as he ran past the lynch,
and his new perm went all fozzy!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:44   #667
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young janet who posts on this site
was watching the tele one night
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:52   #668
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young janet who posts on this site
was watching the tele one night
she suddenly jumped
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:54   #669
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and both her fists thumped
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:56   #670
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As She Said ''god These Knickers Are Tight!!!!
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:57   #671
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cos her boyfriend woz on price is right
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:58   #672
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sorry slinky ,got carried away ,,yours was better anyway ,,lol
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Old 30-03-2005, 19:59   #673
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sorry slinky ,got carried away ,,yours was better anyway ,,lol
LOL...........yours wasn't bad either.
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Old 30-03-2005, 20:47   #674
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I KNEW A OLD WOMAN FROM SETTLE
Who stung her arse on a nettle
SHE BOILED THE KETTLE.......
And made tea with a petal!!!!!!
but for got she'd P***** in the Kettle
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Old 30-03-2005, 20:48   #675
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Oh bo**ocks, I cocked that up didn't I
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