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30-03-2005, 21:40
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Re: Limericks - add a line
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Originally Posted by Doug
I KNEW A OLD WOMAN FROM SETTLE
Who stung her arse on a nettle
SHE BOILED THE KETTLE.......
And made tea with a petal!!!!!!
but for got she'd P***** in the Kettle
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LMAO DOUG you are as good as tinks at these hehehehehe
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30-03-2005, 21:45
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Re: Limericks - add a line
PMSL @ Doug!
Did you get carried away? Cos l was getting pictures of golden showers over in Yorkshire!
Oh, time for another tablet.
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30-03-2005, 21:52
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Re: Limericks - add a line
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PMSL @ Doug!
Did you get carried away? Cos l was getting pictures of golden showers over in Yorkshire!
Oh, time for another tablet.
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I'm not answering this post just in case I set myself up for a slapping. When did you ever see a golden shower in Yorkshire grainda. The bu**ers are to tight to pass the water let alone **** on you. Oh bu**er, don't tell F**i, don't what to up set her again........
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30-03-2005, 21:58
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!
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30-03-2005, 22:03
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Re: Limericks - add a line
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Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!
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P.S. This was a statement not the start of a bad limerick!
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30-03-2005, 22:14
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Re: Limericks - add a line
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Originally Posted by garinda
Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!
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It's a good job I've been told to sit on my hands Garinda I thought it was the start of a rather good one and was just contemplating what i'd follow on with!
EDIT: Infact I'm going to tell you what i'd follow on with
just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
How's that Doug
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30-03-2005, 22:21
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Re: Limericks - add a line
just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
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31-03-2005, 00:46
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Re: Limericks - add a line
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just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
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and also on your knee
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31-03-2005, 00:48
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Re: Limericks - add a line
just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
and also on your knee
Then he'll have Slinky on her way to tea
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31-03-2005, 00:56
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Right I'll have a go at starting one
There was a young man called Mick
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31-03-2005, 07:30
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
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31-03-2005, 09:11
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile
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31-03-2005, 09:16
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Re: Limericks - add a line
[QUOTE=janet]There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile,
As it stretched for a mile,
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'If you're going to be a Kant, be the very best Kant there is my son.'
Johann Georg Kant, father of Immanuel Kant, philosopher.
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31-03-2005, 12:22
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Re: Limericks - add a line
There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile,
As it stretched for a mile,
And with jealousy, made us all sick.
Tinkerbell once told her dad,
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31-03-2005, 14:24
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Then fell off his perch
Last edited by Kiki; 31-03-2005 at 14:44.
Reason: made mistake
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