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Old 30-03-2005, 21:40   #676
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I KNEW A OLD WOMAN FROM SETTLE
Who stung her arse on a nettle
SHE BOILED THE KETTLE.......
And made tea with a petal!!!!!!
but for got she'd P***** in the Kettle
LMAO DOUG you are as good as tinks at these hehehehehe
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Old 30-03-2005, 21:45   #677
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PMSL @ Doug!
Did you get carried away? Cos l was getting pictures of golden showers over in Yorkshire!
Oh, time for another tablet.
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Old 30-03-2005, 21:52   #678
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PMSL @ Doug!
Did you get carried away? Cos l was getting pictures of golden showers over in Yorkshire!
Oh, time for another tablet.
I'm not answering this post just in case I set myself up for a slapping. When did you ever see a golden shower in Yorkshire grainda. The bu**ers are to tight to pass the water let alone **** on you. Oh bu**er, don't tell F**i, don't what to up set her again........
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Old 30-03-2005, 21:58   #679
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Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!
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Old 30-03-2005, 22:03   #680
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Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!


P.S. This was a statement not the start of a bad limerick!
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Old 30-03-2005, 22:14   #681
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Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!

It's a good job I've been told to sit on my hands Garinda I thought it was the start of a rather good one and was just contemplating what i'd follow on with!

EDIT: Infact I'm going to tell you what i'd follow on with

just make sure you never pee on a bee!!

How's that Doug
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Old 30-03-2005, 22:21   #682
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just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
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Old 31-03-2005, 00:46   #683
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just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
and also on your knee
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Old 31-03-2005, 00:48   #684
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just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
and also on your knee
Then he'll have Slinky on her way to tea
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Old 31-03-2005, 00:56   #685
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Right I'll have a go at starting one

There was a young man called Mick
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Old 31-03-2005, 07:30   #686
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There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
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Old 31-03-2005, 09:11   #687
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There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile
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Old 31-03-2005, 09:16   #688
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[QUOTE=janet]There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile,
As it stretched for a mile,
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Old 31-03-2005, 12:22   #689
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There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile,
As it stretched for a mile,
And with jealousy, made us all sick.




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Old 31-03-2005, 14:24   #690
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Then fell off his perch

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