Limericks - add a line

[Tealeaf]

]There was a young midwife from Accy
Who attended the birth of our Jackie
Well, it all went to plan
the babe went down the pan
Oh dear..this is getting so tacky!


Could be Kippax...useless at remembering songs!]

[KIPAX]

and names

[Tealeaf]

Originally Posted by KIPAX

and names

It's the P on my keyboard...it keepppps sticking.

[KIPAX]

Hark! now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldiers Gentlemen,
Then let us list, and march I say,
Over the Hills and far away;

Chorus:
Over the Hills and o'er the Main,
To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
Queen Ann commands, and we'll obey,
Over the Hills and far away.

All Gentlemen that have a Mind,
To serve the Queen that's good and kind;
Come list and enter into Pay,
Then o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

Here's Forty Shillings on the Drum,
For those that Volunteers do come,
With Shirts, and Cloaths, and present Pay,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

Hear that brave Boys, and let us go,
Or else we shall be prest you know;
Then list and enter into Pay,
And o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

The Constables they search about,
To find such brisk young Fellows out;
Then let's be Volunteers I say,
Over the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

Since now the French so low are brought,
And Wealth and Honour's to be got,
Who then behind wou'd sneaking stay?
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

No more from sound of Drum retreat,
While Marlborough, and Gallaway beat,*
The French and Spaniards every Day,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

He that is forc'd to go and fight,
Will never get true Honour by't,
While Volunteers shall win the Day,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

What tho' our Friends our Absense mourn,
We all with Honour shall return,
And then we'll sing both Night and Day,
Over the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

The[n] Prentice Tom he may refuse,
To wipe his angry Master's Shoes;
For then he's free to sing and play,
Over the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

Over Rivers, Bogs, and Springs,
We all shall live as great as Kings,
And Plunder get both Night and Day,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

We then shall lead more happy Lives,
By getting rid of Brats and Wives,
That Scold on both Night and Day,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

Come on then Boys and you shall see,
We every one shall Captains be,
To Whore and rant as well as they,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

For if we go 'tis one to Ten,
But we return all Gentlemen,
All Gentlemen as well as they,
When o'er the Hills and far away;
Over the Hills, &c.

[KIPAX]

A crap limerick yu might say... but this was in reference to mister TeaPleaf location...soz

[Tealeaf]

There's more than 5 lines in that Limerick

[Tealeaf]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium

[Tealeaf]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium
Who took an exceedingly large dose of radium

[KIPAX]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium
Who took an exceedingly large dose of radium
In less than an hour

[Tealeaf]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium
Who took an exceedingly large dose of radium
In less than an hour
He lit up like Blackpool Tower

[JohnW]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium
Who took an exceedingly large dose of radium
In less than an hour
His stomach went sour,

[Tealeaf]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium
Who took an exceedingly large dose of radium
In less than an hour
His stomach went sour,
And he could'nt tell his arse from his atrium

[JohnW]

There was a man from the Interlink Stadium
Who took an exceedingly large dose of radium
In less than an hour
He lit up like Blackpool Tower
Now he's the star at the Palladium.

[Tealeaf]

Come on...who's starting next?

[JohnW]

Bloody 'ell "T" you're good at this.

When Accy was first on the map,