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Old 19-04-2005, 17:42   #796
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Re: Limericks - add a line

Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,
That made it all shag
and knocked him clean off of his perch
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Old 19-04-2005, 21:03   #797
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Re: Limericks - add a line

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A film star was taking a bath,
With an extra, just for a laugh,
The suds started to melt,
And her boobs then got 'felt',
that will teach her to mess with a taff
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Old 19-04-2005, 21:07   #798
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I always seem to look at the thread when it's someone's turn to start a Limerick
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Old 19-04-2005, 21:11   #799
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I always seem to look at the thread when it's someone's turn to start a Limerick
come on then gobsmacked,i seem to keep doing them
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Old 19-04-2005, 21:22   #800
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I was under the misaprehension that the person who completed the last one had to start the new one.
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Old 19-04-2005, 21:36   #801
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I was under the misaprehension that the person who completed the last one had to start the new one.
oh sorry i diddent realise that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thinks

there was a dozy old woman called granny
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Old 19-04-2005, 22:29   #802
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny
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Old 20-04-2005, 12:40   #803
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny
that her mind would go blank
when she went to the bank
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Old 20-04-2005, 13:48   #804
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny
that her mind would go blank
when she went to the bank
To draw money to pay for the nanny.


There once was a scouser called Kit,
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Old 20-04-2005, 14:32   #805
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit
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Old 20-04-2005, 14:43   #806
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit
but try as she might, she couldn't get it right
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Old 20-04-2005, 14:59   #807
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who's desire was to learn how to knit
but try as she might,
she couldn't get it right
In fact the whole thing looked like sh*t!



When Janet and Granny went out,
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Old 20-04-2005, 17:48   #808
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At the pub, there was always a rout
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Old 20-04-2005, 17:49   #809
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When Janet and Granny went out,

At the pub, there was always a rout
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Old 20-04-2005, 17:56   #810
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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout,
There was scratching and kicking,
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