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Old 22-04-2005, 14:03   #841
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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey
First, a pint at the pub,
Then a plate full of grub,
And try catch a fish in the Mersey.
Well, at least I'm not in that river with concrete galoshes! Could have been a whole lot worse! As soon as I say "Jersey," I was expecting that the Mersey would make an appearance.
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Old 22-04-2005, 14:05   #843
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Old 22-04-2005, 14:31   #844
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Old 22-04-2005, 20:51   #846
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Old 22-04-2005, 20:56   #847
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Old 22-04-2005, 21:02   #848
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Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo
When she saw a loose lion
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And she froze to the spot - wouldn't you?
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Old 23-04-2005, 17:03   #853
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A young man from Accy once said,
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