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22-04-2005, 14:03
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#841
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Foreign Correspondent
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Colony of New Jersey
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Quote:
Originally Posted by yerself
Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey
First, a pint at the pub,
Then a plate full of grub,
And try catch a fish in the Mersey.
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Well, at least I'm not in that river with concrete galoshes! Could have been a whole lot worse! As soon as I say "Jersey," I was expecting that the Mersey would make an appearance.
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22-04-2005, 14:04
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#842
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Foreign Correspondent
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Quote:
Originally Posted by grannyclaret
Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay
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With elastic defective
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22-04-2005, 14:05
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#843
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Foreign Correspondent
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay
With elastic defective
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22-04-2005, 14:31
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#844
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God Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: on the edge of insanity
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay
With elastic defective
and underpants selective
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22-04-2005, 14:54
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#845
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God Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: On the Edge!
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay
With elastic defective
and underpants selective
to see if he would get a lay.
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Millions of sperm and you was the fastest??
Miracles do happen!!
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22-04-2005, 20:51
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#846
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Foreign Correspondent
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Slinky, a mother of two
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22-04-2005, 20:56
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#847
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Beacon of light
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Was strolling around Blackpool Zoo....
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22-04-2005, 21:02
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#848
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Foreign Correspondent
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo
When she saw a loose lion
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22-04-2005, 22:00
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#849
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white rabbits
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: cleveleys
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo
When she saw a loose lion
her nerves turned to iron
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Not a full brick
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22-04-2005, 23:11
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#850
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Resident Waffler
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Accrington, Hyndburn
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Re: Limericks - add a line
Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo
When she saw a loose lion
her nerves turned to iron
And she froze to the spot - wouldn't you?
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23-04-2005, 14:32
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#851
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God Member
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Location: on the edge of insanity
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A young man from Accy once said,
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23-04-2005, 15:10
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#852
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God Member
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!!
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Millions of sperm and you was the fastest??
Miracles do happen!!
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23-04-2005, 17:03
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#853
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: accrington
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!!
I've had one drink to many
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23-04-2005, 17:07
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#854
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God Member
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!!
I've had one drink to many
with my mate kenny..........
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Millions of sperm and you was the fastest??
Miracles do happen!!
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23-04-2005, 18:54
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#855
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: accrington
Posts: 1,746
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Re: Limericks - add a line
A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!!
I've had one drink to many
with my mate kenny..........
and now i feel half dead.
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