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Old 04-05-2005, 20:25   #946
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Re: Limericks - add a line

Grannyclaret and Tealeaf it's said,
With faces turning beet red,
it's an affair that there after
could only end in disaster
But then again it could end up in BED!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-05-2005, 14:12   #947
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Re: Limericks - add a line

Good one kinky slinky now come along, it's your turn to start us off!
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Old 05-05-2005, 14:17   #948
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Re: Limericks - add a line

there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
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Old 05-05-2005, 14:19   #949
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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
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Old 05-05-2005, 14:21   #950
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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
and most shocking of all
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Old 05-05-2005, 14:24   #951
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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
and off it would fall


(almost got me with the word "cozzy." Had to look it up in a slang dictionary.)
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Old 05-05-2005, 14:56   #952
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there was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy
but it was 3 sizes too small
and off it would fall
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Old 05-05-2005, 15:11   #953
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There was a young swimmer from ossy
paid 500 quid for a cozzy,
but it was 3 sizes too small,
so she let out some air,
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Old 05-05-2005, 16:25   #954
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OK here's a new one:

It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
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Old 05-05-2005, 16:29   #955
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It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
In the limerick form
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Old 05-05-2005, 17:02   #956
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It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
In the limerick form
Five lines are the norm
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Old 05-05-2005, 17:55   #957
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It seems some folks can't write things that rhyme,
It happens here time after time,
In the limerick form
Five lines are the norm
Rhyming AABBA on the dime!
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Old 05-05-2005, 17:56   #958
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We're policing the limericks today
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Old 05-05-2005, 18:19   #959
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We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say
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Old 05-05-2005, 18:22   #960
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We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say
Post a rhyme that is weird
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