Limericks - add a line

[janet]

Atarah once said to Owd Bert
By heck, you'r an old flirt
So then Owd Bert replied
With a wink of an eye

[janet]

Atarah once said to Owd Bert
By heck, you'r an old flirt
So then Owd Bert replied
With a wink of an eye
You can take the owd out of Bert.

[JohnW]

Atarah once said to Owd Bert
By heck, you'r an old flirt
So then Owd Bert replied
With a wink of an eye
You should see what's under my shirt.

Apologies to June and Bert. It's all done in jest!

[JohnW]

Lettie was once on her bike,

[WINGY]

Originally Posted by JohnW

A pussycat once in Woodnook
was not known as a great cook
So her husband to be,
Sat her on his knee
And settled for a bloody good f***

Would this be accywebs pussycat by any chance??

[janet]

Lettie was once on her bike,
But then decided to hike

[Stanley4Life]

went up pendle hill

[JohnW]

Lettie was once on her bike,
But then decided to hike,
Went up pendle hill,
Just like Jack and Jill,

[lettie]

Lettie was once on her bike,
But then decided to hike,
Went up pendle hill,
Just like Jack and Jill,
And landed ar*e first in a dyke..

Hehehehe, what a good thread..

[JohnW]

OK come on Lettie, you get to start the next limerick.

[lettie]

There was a young lady named Rose

[JohnW]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a big zit on her nose

[Doug]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who liked in the Nude to pose

[Doug]

Oh b*****, why am I always last in

[JohnW]

OOOOOOOOO Doug, you are awful, but I like you.......

There was a young lady named Rose
Who liked in the Nude to pose
But because it was cold