Limericks - add a line

[JohnW]

Doesn't matter Doug, we have two going, we'll finish them both.

[JohnW]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who liked in the Nude to pose
But because it was cold
It made her nipples quite bold

[lumberjack]

she had a runny nose

[lumberjack]

too fast for me fellas

[Doug]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who liked in the Nude to pose
But because it was cold
It made her nipples quite bold
and then she was kissed by a toad

[lumberjack]

thats bad doug!!!!

[JohnW]

OK here's the other one, whose going next?

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a big zit on her nose

[Doug]

Is it........Hahaha

She could have been a princess......

[lumberjack]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a big zit on her nose
She sat on the stool

[JohnW]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a big zit on her nose
She sat on the stool
And felt like a fool

[Doug]

I have one but I can't bring myself to do it.

[lettie]

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a big zit on her nose
She sat on the stool
And felt like a fool
When she realised it was congealed crows..

[Doug]

Originally Posted by lettie

There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a big zit on her nose
She sat on the stool
And felt like a fool
When she realised it was congealed crows..

I had a mental picture of a lady of care and sweetness. Now I can't even drink my beer. That has really put me off Lettie.

[lettie]

Do you honestly know anyone who works for the NHS Doug, who doesn't have a sick sense of humour??


Here's the first line of another..

There was an old fella named John.....

[Doug]

Originally Posted by lettie

Do you honestly know anyone who works for the NHS Doug, who doesn't have a sick sense of humour??....

Yeah ok, your right but you still put me off my beer…

I did eight years (Gerries). We where very sick and spent most of our time P*****.