Limericks - add a line

[sarah]

Who had an impressive six pack

[JohnW]

There once was a sailor called Jack,
Who had an impressive six-pack,
He went out with a lass,

[Tinkerbelle]

There once was a sailor called Jack,
Who had an impressive six-pack,
He went out with a lass,
God, she could gas,

[JohnW]

There once was a sailor called Jack,
Who had an impressive six-pack,
He went out with a lass,
God, she could gas,
But she did have one hell of a 'rack'.

[JohnW]

Tinkerbell once said to me,

[grannyclaret]

Tinkerbell once said to me,
do you like the things you see?

[JohnW]

Tinkerbell once said to me,
"Do you like the things you see?"
I said, "Some of them, yes!"

[yerself]

Tinkerbell once said to me,
"Do you like the things you see?"
I said, "Some of them, yes!"
But I bet you can't guess

[JohnW]

Tinkerbell once said to me,
"Do you like the things you see?"
I said, "Some of them, yes!
But I'll bet you can't guess,
What I'd like you to show - for a fee." (Well maybe you can, for the lads of course!)


JohnW is being rude again,

[grannyclaret]

JohnW is being rude again,
its only fun,but that is MEN

[JohnW]

JohnW is being rude again,
It's only fun,but that is MEN,
It's a good job women are oh so pure,

[grannyclaret]

JohnW is being rude again,
It's only fun,but that is MEN,
It's a good job women are oh so pure,
sweet and gentle and so demure

[garinda]

JohnW is being rude again,
It's only fun,but that is MEN,
It's a good job women are oh so pure,
sweet and gentle and so demure,
while men have their snout in the sewer!



On that subject new one-




There was a young lass who was a corker,

[Margaret Pilkington]

Who could ball quite a passable 'yorker'

[JohnW]

There was a young lass who was a corker,
Who could ball quite a passable 'yorker',
When the 'test' team was picked,