Limericks - add a line

[Tinkerbelle]

I've never known it so hot,
It's as hot as an Accy hotpot,
The sun always shines,
Grapes are ripening on vines,
so it's white wine all round for us lot.

[garinda]

In the distance thunder rumbles,

[harwood red]

In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,

[garinda]

In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,
so pack away your summer togs,

[grannyclaret]

In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,
so pack away your summer togs,
instead of salads we will have hot dogs

[garinda]

In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,
so pack away your summer togs,
instead of salads we will have hot dogs,
and go back to wearing shawls and clogs.

[garinda]

There was an old man in Kentuckett,

[Tinkerbelle]

There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it ........... OH RINDY TRUST YOU lmao!!!

[harwood red]

There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it
He shaved off it's fleece

[garinda]

There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it
He shaved off it's fleece,
then smeared 'IT' in grease,

[JohnW]

There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it
He shaved off it's fleece,
then smeared 'IT' in grease
And then washed IT off in a bucket......................well someone has to keep it clean.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by JohnW

There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it
He shaved off it's fleece,
then smeared 'IT' in grease
And then washed IT off in a bucket......................well someone has to keep it clean.

LOL

DIDN'T THINK TO RHYME THAT WITH GREASE.

peace?

[grannyclaret]

wow i,m glad i missed that one .................little innocent me

[garinda]

There was a Granny from Turf Moor,

[Tinkerbelle]

There was a Granny from Turf Moor,
"COME ON BURNLEY" you will hear her roar,