Limericks - add a line

[JohnW]

OK - another thread on which to waste our time......

Let's make up our own Limericks a line at a time. I'm sure you all know but I'll tell you anyway. A Limerick is a five line rhyme. The first two lines rhyme, the third and fourth lines rhyme and the last line rhymes with the first, eg.

There was a young girl of Southbend,
Who had only 'tuppence' to spend,
So what could be nicer,
Than a Pendleton's twicer?
Ice cream, with a lolly each end.

Right I'll start:-

There once was a lady called Janet,

[KIPAX]

There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,

[JohnW]

There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,
When she landed on Earth,

[KIPAX]

There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,
When she landed on Earth,
She wondered was it worth,

[JohnW]

There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,
When she landed on Earth,
She wondered was it worth,
All the eating that made her a gannet!

[JohnW]

Go on Kippax, you start the next one.

[KIPAX]

There was on old lady from Accy

[JohnW]

There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,

[KIPAX]

There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,
But it made her feel Ill,

[JohnW]

There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,
But it made her feel Ill,
So she then took a pill,

[KIPAX]

There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,
But it made her feel Ill,
So she then took a pill,
But that only made her feel cacky!




Sorry

Someone else?

[JohnW]

Tealeaf, a fella from Church,

[KIPAX]

Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,

[JohnW]

Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,

[Doug]

Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,
That made it all shag