Questions & Answers

[Accyexplorer]

A: Recently,I found a ladies purse including contents (ID card,cash,bank cards,pin codes etc),I found her address (near Preston) and I drove over to return it.
I was met by a very abrupt lady who just took it murmured "cheers" and shut the door it was at that point I wished I'd of left it on the train.

Q: What is your favourite time of the day and why?

[Gordon Booth]

A: Night time. 'To sleep,perchance to dream'. You can't think when you're asleep.

Q: How many times have you moved house? They say the average for a couple is 8 times.

[Margaret Pilkington]

A:four times......twice before I was married and twice after I was married....and I am not doing it again.
Q: Have you an unusual skill?

[Accyexplorer]

A: I'm quite skilful at unintentionally offending folk

Q:which is your favourite...Pasodoble or cha cha?

[Margaret Pilkington]

I said an 'unusual' skill......that is not so unusual.
A: whichever one can be done by someone with two left feet and the rhythm of a hippo!

Q: what do you wish you had done when you were younger?

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Accyexplorer

A: I'm quite skilful at unintentionally offending folk

You're better still at intentionally offending folk.

A: Emigrated to Canada, but then perhaps not. Hard decision at the time.

Q: What do you wish you hadn't done when you were younger?

[Eric]

A: Started smoking ... fags, that is, not weed.

Q: Do you dream in color?

[Margaret Pilkington]

A: yes, glorious technicolor.

Q:what was the last thing you learned to do well?

[Accyexplorer]

A: detect metal objects that have been hidden for a number of years.

Q: is there nothing more worthy of being top of general chat than a metal detecting thread?

[Margaret Pilkington]

A: yes,there is something more worthy......and being top is just transients..it will pass.

Q: where is the most beautiful place you have visited.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

You're better still at intentionally offending folk.

A: Emigrated to Canada, but then perhaps not. Hard decision at the time.

Q: What do you wish you hadn't done when you were younger?

Don't see how offending folk is a skill ... more of a "knack" ... ah, the subtleties of English. Now, field dressing a moose is a rare skill, at least in Hyndburn. If you had come over to Canada, it's a skill you might have learned.

[Eric]

A: Gros Morne National Park.

B: What is your greatest fear?

[Accyexplorer]

A: I suffer from a fear of crowds but my greatest fear is spiders.

Q:wireless or TV?

[Margaret Pilkington]

A: neither.

Q:what would be your perfect job?

[Accyexplorer]

A: heart/brain surgeon the job satisfaction on its own would be enough,sadly, I'm way to dim to be either

Q: Whats your favourite food?