Accrington Grammar School Magazines - Page 2

Wynonie Harris · 21-07-2011, 20:15

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Originally Posted by Michael1954

I have read the poems. The word constipated springs to mind.

That's late detention for you, Conway, and while you're there write 500 words on the theme, "Those breaking new boundaries in artistic expression are often unappreciated in their own lifetime".

Retlaw · 22-07-2011, 14:27

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Originally Posted by Michael1954

I have read the poems. The word constipated springs to mind.

Mardy beggar why don't you say what you mean,
ie, full of sheite.
Retlaw.

Michael1954 · 22-07-2011, 15:58

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Originally Posted by retlaw

mardy beggar why don't you say what you mean,
ie, full of sheite.:d:d:d:d
retlaw.

Funny!

Bob Dobson · 22-07-2011, 17:02

I have had another look at the material we are discussing. I have tried to be kind, but now see it as classic prtentious driver from a rather naive 16year old.

Get back to the point - I want to trace the missing magazines.I also want to recruit to the register old boys of the school, especially those who attended Moorhead in the Bailey years. (1968-75) This does not mean that I don't want to hear from any Blackburn Roaders. This very day I have heard from a lad in swuitzerkland and a former president who had slipped out of sight even though he still lives and works in Acc.

katex · 22-07-2011, 17:54

Gawd, Bob .. they say women can nag ...

Sending you a p.m. that may prove helpful.

Retlaw · 22-07-2011, 19:23

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Originally Posted by katex

Gawd, Bob .. they say women can nag ...

Sending you a p.m. that may prove helpful.

Women are born nagging, I've known several who can go on all day, and when they eventually shut up, they've said nowt.
Retlaw.

Michael1954 · 22-07-2011, 20:31

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Women are born nagging, I've known several who can go on all day, and when they eventually shut up, they've said nowt.
Retlaw.

But do they ever shut up?

Retlaw · 22-07-2011, 20:54

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Originally Posted by Michael1954

But do they ever shut up?

They eventually have to eat & drink, but some can even talk with their mouths full.
Don't forget this is about Dobbo's magazines.
Retlaw.

katex · 22-07-2011, 21:57

We are just misunderstood, it's because we really care about you men ...

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Retlaw · 22-07-2011, 23:28

[quote=katex;920722]We are just misunderstood, it's because we really care about you men ...

God looked down on Adam in the garden of Eden, found him in a corner looking miserable, God asked Adam what was wrong, Adam replied I've tended your garden, named all the plants, animals & insects, I have nothing left to do. God said what you need is a companion, some one to love you and care for you, Adam asked what this would cost, God replied an arm and a leg, Adam asked what would I get for a rib.
Look what the skinflint landed us with.

Women should be born with a USB socket in the back of their necks, then they can be programed properly.

Retlaw.

katex · 23-07-2011, 09:54

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Originally Posted by katex

We are just misunderstood, it's because we really care about you men ...

Women should be born with a USB socket in the back of their necks, then they can be programed properly.

Retlaw.

Unfortunately, Retlaw, when God created woman, we had not invented computers, and he doesn't appear to have come back to load any updates ....

Talking of jokes ... was there not a joke page in The Accringtonian ?
Think may be getting confused with the magazine for Rag Week. Remember that, Bob ?

Retlaw · 23-07-2011, 11:40

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Unfortunately, Retlaw, when God created woman, we had not invented computers, and he doesn't appear to have come back to load any updates ....

There has been many updates to the original model, look at all the viruses that have now infected it. moaning, whinging, pouting, preening, wanting, & me me me all the time.
Retlaw.

Bob Dobson · 23-07-2011, 12:52

School mags did have humour, mostly of the schoolboy variety, but no sexual inuendo, whereas ragmags were almost wholly of that content. They were for an older readership.