Me Mother/Father Always said - Page 2

grannyclaret · 23-09-2006, 00:32

A bit rude but if we asked what was for tea we got told ...sh*t with sugar on...or butties dipped in,t boiler...

Less · 23-09-2006, 09:28

I used to find it a little ironic when I was a teenager and I'd upset my mum she would shout,

Quote:

"You Son of a B*tch!!"

Sorry Mum, only joking, please don't hit me on the back of the head with that skol sandal again!

Gayle · 23-09-2006, 09:45

I used to be given Duck Wine with my tea, it was my Grandad's way of saying that we were all drinking water.

accymel · 23-09-2006, 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less

I used to find it a little ironic when I was a teenager and I'd upset my mum she would shout,

Sorry Mum, only joking, please don't hit me on the back of the head with that skol sandal again!

Oh gawd dont remind me dont Skol sandals hurt when they hit you anywhere

WillowTheWhisp · 23-09-2006, 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle

I used to be given Duck Wine with my tea, it was my Grandad's way of saying that we were all drinking water.

You must have been posh. We got "Corporation Pop".

Margaret Pilkington · 24-09-2006, 13:12

We got Lion's Ale....but the lion in question was the wild one

jackyalex · 24-09-2006, 21:24

my mum said eat all your sandwich the crust will put hairs on your chest well im glad it wasnt true female/hairychest no ta

WillowTheWhisp · 24-09-2006, 23:02

My mum used to tell me ut would make my hair curl. It didn't.

gem5665 · 26-09-2006, 23:33

Hello Room thank you for posting . some of em i can remember me own Mum saying. the one about if you don't stop pulling your face . that one was a good one. also when i would sulk. put your lip in you could park a double decker bus on that thing.lol funny stuff

Vissy · 27-09-2006, 09:59

Hmm.. No children yet. Oh well.

panther · 19-12-2006, 18:26

when i was a kid and asked for ice cream they would say get some ice out freezer and bloody scream then!!
also same with the pop one too, corporation pop!!!
water out tap!! lol god i say that too my kids now lol

Sara · 19-12-2006, 18:46

Used to get told by my mum 'I don't boil my cabbages twice', meaning i've told you once i'm not telling you again.

junetta · 20-12-2006, 00:43

I used to get told to shut my mouth and eat my tea.

jedimaster · 20-12-2006, 00:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle

I used to be given Duck Wine with my tea, it was my Grandad's way of saying that we were all drinking water.

my grandad used to call it corporation pop

jedimaster · 20-12-2006, 00:53

when my little sister was sat with her legs open my mum would always tell her to "put tomorrows washing away"

and if we asked what was for tea we were told ifit.......

...........if it goes round you'll get some