Archery

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Well, if that's how Archers talk I'm glad I didn't join!
Can't be checking every third or fourth word to understand you. A conversation would take forever.

Strange I've listened to the archers talking on the radio, sounds nothing like that.
Though I've never understood why they tell me I could have a problem with my lower two acres or why I would wish to give my sheep a dip (whatever a dip is).

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Ski

Love the comments - Unfortunately William Tell used a Cross Bow – hence not classified as an Archer

Objection yer'oner! Semantics & pernicketyness! If some geezer is launching sticks with pointy bits on 'em at your arse from another bendy bit of stick with some string on, I'd class it as being Archeried at regardless the differences!

[Less]

Originally Posted by Less

Strange I've listened to the archers talking on the radio, sounds nothing like that.
Though I've never understood why they tell me I could have a problem with my lower two acres or why I would wish to give my sheep a dip (whatever a dip is).

How very strange, I've just had an email from someone claiming to be the producer of the archers warning that if I wish to keep my lower two acres fertile then, (and here I quote from the said missive)

don't take the pee out of the archers or I'll come up there and kick you in them with my lesbian walking boots

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Well I don't know about you but I reckon an offer like that makes the licence fee worthwhile, I can hardly wait!

[Ski]

O boy - where is this thread going......

[Ski]

In-door Archery World Cup coming soon to Telford - Anyone going - The European Archery Festival 2014

[Ski]

Rejoicing now - One of my Archers Won Gold at the International Shoot at Telford today. Over 40 countries and 1000 archers took part. The Gold Medal winner is from the North West. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Ski

Love the comments - Unfortunately William Tell used a Cross Bow – hence not classified as an Archer – He was an arbalest. I don’t intend to be mean – but no points sorry.
As for the rest, I did ask for Olympic Archers – therefore you have not read the question correctly and have gained zero points.
Looks like I have to keep the prize money….
(Such a shame)

We can't quarrel with that, or can we.

[Ski]

No you cannot - not this time........

[cashman]

Well i can, yer link goes to a "Jesus Storybook" not n archer winning gold.

[Ski]

Both are heavenly :-)

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Ski

Both are heavenly :-)

Since when was a con heavenly?

[Ski]

I have nothing more to say - as both of our profile signatures have already spoken. :-)

[cashman]

Sorry was the question too difficult?