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Old 12-05-2005, 15:17   #1
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Accy Web Charity Appeal

As most of you are aware, several members have recently had their ackers misappropriated. As the said individuals do need their ackers, I have therefore decided to launch an appeal for all our distressed members.

Knowing that many of you will wish to donate generously, please transfer as much as you can to my account where I shall take sole responsibility for the re-distribution of the funds.

All donors can be assured of a liberal helping of Kama.

Thank you, my good friends.

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Old 12-05-2005, 15:21   #2
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Re: Accy Web Charity Appeal

Something about foxes put in charge of minding chicken coops comes immediately to mind.
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:23   #3
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well really tealeaf, i wonder YOU of all people can put an appeal of this kind on here , YOUR one of the MAIN culprits, shame on you , & i thought we were friends. tut tut.
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:45   #4
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Just to let eveyone know, the first donations are already rolling in and the first Kama has been given. so don't don't be shy and get left behind - roll up and


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Old 12-05-2005, 15:49   #5
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Go on then Mr T, Sir. I shall prostitute 5 of my ackers for a liberal dose of karma.

Sorry Lettie, but we all have our price.
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:49   #6
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I don't use my ackers but enjoy sitting on my pile.

But l get a great deal of pleasure knowing no one can touch 'em.
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:52   #7
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I don't use my ackers but enjoy sitting on my pile.

Sounds uncomfortable!
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:54   #8
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Dear oh dear..... Will this man stop at nothing to relieve us of our hard earned ackers. As one of the members whose ackers have vanished due to a light fingered pickpocket who I thought was a friend, I can tell you that I am not distressed and do not approve of this money making scheme. I am sure that the proceeds will be spent in our virtual pub.


The drinks are on Tealeaf.
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:57   #9
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Go on then Mr T, Sir. I shall prostitute 5 of my ackers for a liberal dose of karma.

Sorry Lettie, but we all have our price.
Well. I'm out of Karma giving at the moment, but you 'll get some tomorrow. However, I would have though that 50 Ackers would be a more appropriate sum to transfer.
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Old 12-05-2005, 15:59   #10
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Well. I'm out of Karma giving at the moment, but you 'll get some tomorrow. However, I would have though that 50 Ackers would be a more appropriate sum to transfer.
I'm reminded of one of P.T. Barnum's quote, "There's a sucker born every minute."
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Old 12-05-2005, 16:04   #11
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Not only are you a thief, Sir, but you are also without honesty and integrity; the very fabric of which Englishness is built upon.

Starting with the Statement an Englishman's word is his bond, pray, do tell us, what nationality are you, in this mongrel nation of ours?
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Old 12-05-2005, 16:06   #12
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well i must stand firmly behind you there sparks.
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Old 12-05-2005, 16:10   #13
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It serves you right Sparky. A fool and his ackers are easily parted. You have let your lust for karma overshadow your common sense and fallen easy prey to this conman..

He must have seen you coming...
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Old 12-05-2005, 16:13   #14
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Not only are you a thief, Sir, but you are also without honesty and integrity; the very fabric of which Englishness is built upon.

Starting with the Statement an Englishman's word is his bond, pray, do tell us, what nationality are you, in this mongrel nation of ours?
I take it you are referring to my good self in this spurilious remark.

I can assure you that I am at least 50% Anglo-Saxon while the rest of it comes from the ancient race of the Hibernian Celts. In other words, I am a dialogue between cunning and charm, wit and action.
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Old 12-05-2005, 16:23   #15
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... He must have seen you coming...
Like the time the pope paid 10 grand for the negatives to the photo of him having a ...........?
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