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Old 19-03-2011, 01:09   #61
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Never drink anything you can't see through.....
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Old 19-03-2011, 09:35   #62
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I used to say that to a certain landlord when his bitter was cloudy
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Old 13-04-2011, 04:26   #63
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It's a shame you didn't get advice on spelling, grammer and punctuation, as it's terrible, almost non existent. It's as bad in your emails. Maybe you need to get yourself a secretary!
Amongst my Mums advice were "People may think you are a fool but don't open your mouth and proove it" and " Verbal advice is not worth the paper its written on". Thanks you that's all I have to say for now, please excuse any grammatical or punctuation errors.
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Old 13-04-2011, 20:40   #64
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1. "Class is in your genes Rhonda, no one can take it from you". (My father)
2. If you take the Mercedes don't drive through the council estate!!! (My mother)
3. Never ask him the colour of the car, ask him what the Reg is! (My mother)
Plus many many more that I couldn't possibly divulge, I wouldn't want to upset anyone!!!
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Old 14-04-2011, 10:08   #65
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1. "Class is in your genes Rhonda, no one can take it from you". (My father)
2. If you take the Mercedes don't drive through the council estate!!! (My mother)
3. Never ask him the colour of the car, ask him what the Reg is! (My mother)
Plus many many more that I couldn't possibly divulge, I wouldn't want to upset anyone!!!
Was the Merc the sports convertible Romps
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Old 14-04-2011, 11:34   #66
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Old 16-04-2011, 06:11   #67
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never get caught and always get the 1st punch in
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Old 16-04-2011, 08:47   #68
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Old 16-04-2011, 23:18   #69
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him next door ALWAYS says 'do as i say and not as i do' yes daddy, thats why i'm the perfect daughter
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him next door ALWAYS says 'do as i say and not as i do' yes daddy, thats why i'm the perfect daughter
Has him next door read this yet Shaz
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Old 18-04-2011, 14:20   #72
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I remember me Dad saying "stop doing that,, you'll go blind"
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