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Old 29-05-2015, 15:22   #31
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Why restrict yourself? These days with modern dye stuff your coat doesn't have to be grey.
You've got to get yourself into the part, the role.
Wearing a black leather biker outfit on my Suzuki Hayabusa with a dew drop on the end of my nose just wouldn't look right.
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Old 29-05-2015, 15:38   #32
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You've got to get yourself into the part, the role.
Wearing a black leather biker outfit on my Suzuki Hayabusa with a dew drop on the end of my nose just wouldn't look right.
Having my chauffeur lean around passing me a kleenex just to keep the upholstery dry in my Bentley is something I also attempt to avoid, hence a good old fashioned cotton hanky!
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Old 29-05-2015, 16:01   #33
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During the TV coverage of the royal jubilee debacle I recall a close up of Phil the Greek removing a nose drip onto a finger of his white kid glove.

So maybe they are part human
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Old 29-05-2015, 16:06   #34
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During the TV coverage of the royal jubilee debacle I recall a close up of Phil the Greek removing a nose drip onto a finger of his white kid glove.

So maybe they are part human
You've cracked it, MargaretR!
It's the genes from our Royal ancestors which cause it!
They say breeding will out but I can think of better ways.
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Old 29-05-2015, 16:10   #35
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You've cracked it, MargaretR!
It's the genes from our Royal ancestors which cause it!
I do have the RHneg blood which the royals insist is essential when they inbreed, but I shudder to think that I am maybe distantly related to that parasitic lot.
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Old 29-05-2015, 16:33   #36
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Can you imagine the court case these days if a teacher asked if you're wearing clean underwear?
the question was always asked by mother or grandmother....never a teacher.
I think they assumed that this question had been asked prior to you leaving the house.
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Old 29-05-2015, 16:37   #37
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During the TV coverage of the royal jubilee debacle I recall a close up of Phil the Greek removing a nose drip onto a finger of his white kid glove.

So maybe they are part human
He only did this because he wasn't brought up in Lancashire and daren't use his sleeve...that braid would make a helluva mess of your nostrils.
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Old 29-05-2015, 20:34   #38
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the question was always asked by mother or grandmother....never a teacher.
I think they assumed that this question had been asked prior to you leaving the house.
Sorry for the misunderstanding, circumstances could almost be as bad as reading a local newspapers display of the news then being harassed because you thought they had attempted to be accurate.
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Old 29-05-2015, 21:12   #39
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I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.
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Old 29-05-2015, 21:22   #40
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I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.
Last time I saw a cow defecating it was a very quiet event.

The noise only started when someone stepped in it.
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Old 31-05-2015, 12:17   #41
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I'm disappointed; I thought this thread would be about defecating cows.
I thought it was something to do with flatulent orientals.
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Old 31-05-2015, 19:53   #42
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I thought it was something to do with flatulent orientals.
... or Vanna White.
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Old 03-06-2015, 20:00   #43
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or Vanna White.
You got me there, had to Google her.
Eric likes this.
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Old 04-06-2015, 11:44   #44
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I was always told to wear clean underwear in case I was knocked down by a bus.
ironically poor advice as upon seeing the bus about to hit you one would promptly shat themselves
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Old 05-06-2015, 18:55   #45
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I applaud MargaretR for this. You've got to hand it to Margaret P too for the way she handled her response. She could have just palmed it off.

Berbum Bob Dobson! Very cleverly worded post
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