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31-01-2008, 10:40
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Fortune cookies
I opened a fortune cookie last week and the message inside was
"Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate" LMAO!couldn't have put it better myself  .......you lot ever had a funny/strange message in one of these?
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31-01-2008, 10:45
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Re: Fortune cookies
LOL, speaking of chocolate have ya seen the new lynx advert ....chocolate man.....lol
as for fortune cookies, iv never had one 
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31-01-2008, 10:56
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Re: Fortune cookies
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Bit nice int he?my kind of man Although id like the lynx to actually smell of chocolate.....n it certainly doesn't have the same affect on me as chocolate that it claims it should-if it did i would be licking n' biting Corker when he sprayed it   NEVER had a fortune cookie.....thats bad,they usually give them out in some chinese restaurants,i think the one in Guide gives them out.
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31-01-2008, 16:55
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Re: Fortune cookies
I had one once but I can't remember what it said.
They're a load of old bunkum, aren't they?
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31-01-2008, 17:08
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Re: Fortune cookies
I can never remember what they said, but I do remember last time Busman and I got one the things they said were very apt at the time.
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Re: Fortune cookies
i had a few ( thus the belly
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Re: Fortune cookies
my mum got a fortune cookie and it said
.... the fat guy at table 9 ate your fortune. oh well tuff luck... i thought that was hillarious ... lol
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