Heinz Baked Beans... - Page 3

mobertol · 31-07-2011, 13:02

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Originally Posted by Eric

Remember that wonderful scene from "Blazing Saddles"

Spent all yesterday evening trying to remember the name of the film and it came to me this morning - a classic, was it made in the 80's?
Watched the new "True Grit" last week -not a bean in sight - didn't rate the film much either although Matt Damon is always worth watching..in this film he reminded me so much of Douglas McClure - alias Trampas in the Virginian, used to love watching that years ago..

Margaret Pilkington · 31-07-2011, 13:37

Himself laughs until tears are streaming down his face at the blazing saddles campfire scene........what is it with bodily gases and men?

jaysay · 31-07-2011, 17:55

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Himself laughs until tears are streaming down his face at the blazing saddles campfire scene........what is it with bodily gases and men?

Well you see Margaret lads don't let the old wind problems bother them they just let go and laugh, unlike the girls, they release SBDs then look at the nearest bloke and scowl

Eric · 31-07-2011, 19:55

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Himself laughs until tears are streaming down his face at the blazing saddles campfire scene........what is it with bodily gases and men?

You know, hon, it is true that women don't far ... oops, break wind, as much as men do. That's 'cause they don't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build.

MargaretR · 31-07-2011, 19:59

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Originally Posted by Eric

You know, hon, it is true that women don't far ... oops, break wind, as much as men do. That's 'cause they don't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build.

I spend days on end not having any conversation and fart whenever I feel the need - the bliss of being single

Margaret Pilkington · 31-07-2011, 20:01

now, now Eric, I didn't think you feel into the sexism camp.
I was brought up to consider it very rude to break wind in company.......a hard habit to break. My husband laughs when I go to the loo to relieve myself of wind. It's just the way I am.

Eric · 31-07-2011, 20:14

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

now, now Eric, I didn't think you feel into the sexism camp.
I was brought up to consider it very rude to break wind in company.......a hard habit to break. My husband laughs when I go to the loo to relieve myself of wind. It's just the way I am.

I agree that it is rude to break wind in company. That's why god created the SBD, so that one could do it, well, silently .... and then blame it on the dog.

Gordon Booth · 31-07-2011, 20:22

I just watched the Blazing Saddles video and I also laughed 'till I cried.
My wife left the room- she said she'd heard it all before-most nights.
Strangely enough, I don't often have beans- can't explain that.

Eric · 31-07-2011, 20:37

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

I just watched the Blazing Saddles video and I also laughed 'till I cried.
My wife left the room- she said she'd heard it all before-most nights.
Strangely enough, I don't often have beans- can't explain that.

Le Petomane revisited .... He could fart anything, from God Save the King to etc. ......

And there was no mention of beans.

Eric · 31-07-2011, 20:40

By the way, did anyone identify the brand of beans in the Blazing Saddles video

Gotta keep on topic, eh.

Gordon Booth · 31-07-2011, 20:50

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Originally Posted by Eric

By the way, did anyone identify the brand of beans in the Blazing Saddles video

Gotta keep on topic, eh.

And gotta keep off that brand of beans.Hope they weren't Heinz.

Margaret Pilkington · 31-07-2011, 21:04

talking about dogs and breaking wind......there was an old story that went something like this.....An old lady took her dog to the vet, complaining that he did loud and smelly 'trumps'.
The vet looked at the dog and declared he was in rude health, but perhaps she was feeding him food that was too rich for him.
He asked what dog food she used 'Pal' was the reply.
'yes' said the vet 'too rich for his digestion, get the cheapest dogfood there is and it should cure the problem'.
The old lady left.
A few weeks later the vet saw the old lady out shopping and asked how the dog was.
The old lady told him the the suggestion to cure his wind had worked.......and asked if there was any method she could use to get her husband to eat it too.

OK....I'll get my coat.

Eric · 31-07-2011, 21:49

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

talking about dogs and breaking wind......there was an old story that went something like this.....An old lady took her dog to the vet, complaining that he did loud and smelly 'trumps'.
The vet looked at the dog and declared he was in rude health, but perhaps she was feeding him food that was too rich for him.
He asked what dog food she used 'Pal' was the reply.
'yes' said the vet 'too rich for his digestion, get the cheapest dogfood there is and it should cure the problem'.
The old lady left.
A few weeks later the vet saw the old lady out shopping and asked how the dog was.
The old lady told him the the suggestion to cure his wind had worked.......and asked if there was any method she could use to get her husband to eat it too.

OK....I'll get my coat.

Oh, and while you are buttoning your coat ......

A young man decided to be an old fashioned romantic and visit his girlfriend's parents for an informal "let's get to know one another better" dinner. He loved his girlfriend, and he wished to impress. However, his rushed, on-the-run lunch had been a baked bean butty

After dinner, sitting on the couch, he just couldn't hold it any more. But he managed to sneak out an SBD that would burn the paint off a footlocker.

Everyone noticed. And his girlfriend's dad kicked the dog (gently of course), and said, "get outta here". The boyfriend, believing he was safe, let go a mass of gas not seen since the Western Front. And dad kept kicking the dog ... finally he gave it one last kick and said: "get the hell outta here before that sonofabitch craps on ya'all".

jaysay · 01-08-2011, 09:06

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

I spend days on end not having any conversation and fart whenever I feel the need - the bliss of being single

Always said you have a way with words Margaret

jaysay · 01-08-2011, 09:10

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

talking about dogs and breaking wind......there was an old story that went something like this.....An old lady took her dog to the vet, complaining that he did loud and smelly 'trumps'.
The vet looked at the dog and declared he was in rude health, but perhaps she was feeding him food that was too rich for him.
He asked what dog food she used 'Pal' was the reply.
'yes' said the vet 'too rich for his digestion, get the cheapest dogfood there is and it should cure the problem'.
The old lady left.
A few weeks later the vet saw the old lady out shopping and asked how the dog was.
The old lady told him the the suggestion to cure his wind had worked.......and asked if there was any method she could use to get her husband to eat it too.

OK....I'll get my coat.

Having a dog can come in handy though Margaret, you caqn always blame the dog after an SBD