Heinz Baked Beans...

[Margaret Pilkington]

I don't need to blame the dog....but I know someone who does....except he doesn't.(blame the dog)
He just lifts his cheek and blasts away.........how very uncouth!

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I don't need to blame the dog....but I know someone who does....except he doesn't.(blame the dog)
He just lifts his cheek and blasts away.........how very uncouth!

Should you be talking about your better half like that on a public forum

[Margaret Pilkington]

it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.

Sounds like a thinly veiled death threat to me

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.

There is a cure, requires one extra large, tight fitting cork, some large cans of baked beans, but feed him outside, as the resultant explosion will spoil the decorations if done indoors.
Problem solved.
Retlaw

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

There is a cure, requires one extra large, tight fitting cork, some large cans of baked beans, but feed him outside, as the resultant explosion will spoil the decorations if done indoors.
Problem solved.
Retlaw

And the headline in the "Observer": Not since the Battle of Messines, 1917, has there been .... etc.

[mobertol]

A bit drastic -but they have a saying in Italy:
"Trombo di culo,
sanità di corpo,
l'uomo che non scorreggia
è un uomo morto!!"
i.e.
"A trumpeting ar.e,
means a healthy body,
the only man who doesn't fart
is a dead one!
Can't get it to rhyme properly in English -but you get the message "Keep eating them beans..."

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by mobertol

A bit drastic -but they have a saying in Italy:
"Trombo di culo,
sanità di corpo,
l'uomo che non scorreggia
è un uomo morto!!"
i.e.
"A trumpeting ar.e,
means a healthy body,
the only man who doesn't fart
is a dead one!
Can't get it to rhyme properly in English -but you get the message "Keep eating them beans..."

In english its something like

Let the wind blow free, where err you may be, for it is the wind that killeth me

[Margaret Pilkington]

Where ever you may be,
Let thy Wind go free...
In Church...or in Chapel
Let it rattle!

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Eric

Sounds like a thinly veiled death threat to me

If I had done for him on our silver wedding, I would be out and a free woman now...probably with a free degree.

[mobertol]

Originally Posted by jaysay

In english its something like

Let the wind blow free, where err you may be, for it is the wind that killeth me

Very poetic.....

[Michael1954]

I have a full rump
I think I'll take a dump,
But first I must fart,
so that I can start.

[heth]

The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds.

[DaveinGermany]

It appears the original theme about the price of beans has been "Trumped" by their cause & effects.

[heth]

Well we aint gone off topic!!