Heinz Baked Beans...

[Michael1954]

Something has always puzzled me: do ladies fart side-saddle?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Michael1954

Something has always puzzled me: do ladies fart side-saddle?

Ladies don't fart they brake wind silently then look daggers at the nearest bloke

[yerself]

Originally Posted by DaveInGermany

Beans, beans are good for your heart !
Beans, beans make you fart !
The more you fart, the better you feel !
So eat baked beans every meal !

This must be the cut-price Lidl beans version. The full version goes something like this:

Heinz Baked Beans,
Good for your liver and good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal.

[jaysay]

Think its a good job we don't have smelly net yet or there would be some real stinks coming from this thread

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Ladies don't fart they brake wind silently then look daggers at the nearest bloke

Better out than in though john

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

Better out than in though john

Just depends whether your up or down wind WM

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Just depends whether your up or down wind WM

True but that comes with experience

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

True but that comes with experience

I know and I've got it

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Michael1954

Something has always puzzled me: do ladies fart side-saddle?

You could always ask one...if you really want to find out.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You could always ask one...if you really want to find out.

Think thats akin to lighting the blue touch paper, when you've done it stand well clear

[Margaret Pilkington]

Yes John.............................................. ...........I know.

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Think thats akin to lighting the blue touch paper, when you've done it stand well clear

Thara glutton for punishment, fancy wanting to put a blue touch paper up a womans saddle.
Tha dus cum wi sum guduns.
Retlaw