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11-05-2009, 19:27
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I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
My lovely fish, Jeremy (aka Lazarus), is in the latter stages of shuffling off this mortal coil.
He's died about a dozen times over his two-year existence (a swift bang on the side of the tank would usually suffice for a resurrection) but this time I can tell he's going to be an ex-fish very soon. I don't suppose he'd taste very nice, and I don't really want to send him swirling into a watery oblivion. When he does cease to be, what do I do with him? |
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11-05-2009, 19:28
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
feed a cat?
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11-05-2009, 19:30
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
Andy, i used to put mine in the bin, you could always bury it i suppose, what sort of fish is it? a tiny bit of salt (in the water) can sometimes perk them up
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11-05-2009, 19:35
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
Salt you say...
I'll have a go. This is Jezzer:  He's a red cap oranda if I remember rightly. He does defy all medical knowledge, though, so God knows what he actually is. He probably runs on uranium. |
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11-05-2009, 19:40
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
he is an oranda, i have had those.....not much salt, a tiny tiny bit on the end of a tea spoon
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11-05-2009, 19:42
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
Y'know what, I think it's going to take more than a bit of salt.
I'm thinking ground up pro plus on the end of a battery? Poor thing, I wish he'd just conk it. Is the bin the best way? I ain't doing no digging. |
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11-05-2009, 19:45
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
just pop him in a bag and put him in the bin or down the loo
stick some espresso in the bowl, he might perk up then 
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12-05-2009, 04:34
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12-05-2009, 13:24
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
Stick it on Ebay as a traditional Polish supper.
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bang him on the outside of the tank for a change , that should finish him off or get mum to buy a similar fish and flush that one down the loo while your out, this also works with rabbits , cats and various other pets garnished with a small white lie or two
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16-05-2009, 15:26
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
He finally shuffled off last night.
In an almost ironic demise, he's now in the wheelie bin. It was a sad affair for all. |
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16-05-2009, 15:29
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
bet jezzer was not too happy about either.
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16-05-2009, 15:37
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
He didn't look too mithered, believe it or not. He always was a perky chap!
Until... y'know. |
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16-05-2009, 15:45
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Re: I Don't Suppose There's A Relevant Wheelie Bin...
R.I.P Jezzer may you be happy in fishy heaven and make many baby fish with all those lovely lady fish
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