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31-10-2012, 20:50
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Re: Is england currupt?????
Sorry Cashy.......I couldn't think of any other way to put it.......except perhaps he doesn't know me too well.
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01-11-2012, 02:04
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Re: Is england currupt?????
Looks like my humour has gone unnoticed again....no offence Marg i know your not the mills and boon type
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01-11-2012, 07:49
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Re: Is england currupt?????
No offence taken Chris.......I'm not that easy to offend.......Oh and I don't like scones either....give me a big fat slice of cake every time!
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01-11-2012, 08:21
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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Looks like my humour has gone unnoticed again....no offence Marg i know your not the mills and boon type
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Oh it wasn't unnoticed, but like your version of common sense it came across lacking anything worthwhile.
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01-11-2012, 08:56
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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Oh it wasn't unnoticed, but like your version of common sense it came across lacking anything worthwhile.
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It's nothing to do with you less,go play with a train
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01-11-2012, 09:03
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Grand Wizard Of The Inner Clique
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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It's nothing to do with you less,go play with a train
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Was that your humour or were you just spitting a dummy?
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01-11-2012, 15:29
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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Was that your humour or were you just spitting a dummy?
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I would'nt wish harm on anyone less (even you)..JUST A BITTA BANTER
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01-11-2012, 15:35
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Grand Wizard Of The Inner Clique
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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I would'nt wish harm on anyone less (even you)..JUST A BITTA BANTER
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Took you long enough, to think up a reply, though I didn't think your other reply was of the standard put out by someone with the average IQ of a terrier, I couldn't, wouldn't have found it harmful.
How harmful can a terrier with no (metaphorical) teeth be?
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01-11-2012, 16:21
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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Took you long enough, to think up a reply, though I didn't think your other reply was of the standard put out by someone with the average IQ of a terrier, I couldn't, wouldn't have found it harmful.
How harmful can a terrier with no (metaphorical) teeth be?
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I wasn't even going to reply to your dribble but thought i best before you got your panties in a twist,looks like i'm too late
like I said It wasn't meant harmful......keep smiling
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01-11-2012, 17:30
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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Was that your humour or were you just spitting a dummy?
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Not very humorous is he; I have fish who could do better than him ... I think the age of the intelligent insult has gone the way of the penny dab. Why not something like: "Hey Less, there's a train leaving in half an hour; be under it." And that's only a spare of the moment insult ...
Oh, and before you go; it's your round
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01-11-2012, 18:24
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Not very humorous is he; I have fish who could do better than him ... I think the age of the intelligent insult has gone the way of the penny dab. Why not something like: "Hey Less, there's a train leaving in half an hour; be under it." And that's only a spare of the moment insult ...
Oh, and before you go; it's your round
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I may have been referring to a toy train
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01-11-2012, 18:57
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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I may have been referring to a toy train
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Oh, I was aware of that. I just happen to believe that ripostes should be a tad more clever. Admittedly, mine wasn't all that brilliant. It sounded better when one of my exes said it ... altho' I think it was a bus she wanted me under, not a train
England is the home of the witty application of language to insult. My fav is one of Dr. Johnson's:
Dr. Johnson was careless of his dress, and one evening he arrived at a party with his clothes in disarray. His aristocratic hostess said, "Dr. Johnson, your penis is sticking out!" The good Dr. responded, "Madam, you flatter yourself; it is hanging out."
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01-11-2012, 19:14
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Re: Is england currupt?????
I always liked the Churchill one when Lady Astor said' You, sir, are drunk'.
Churchill replied ' Yes, madam, I am drunk but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.'
Come on ChrisSJ, must try harder before you can compete with Less.
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01-11-2012, 19:53
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Re: Is england currupt?????
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I always liked the Churchill one when Lady Astor said' You, sir, are drunk'.
Churchill replied ' Yes, madam, I am drunk but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.'
Come on ChrisSJ, must try harder before you can compete with Less.
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I always thought it was Bessie Braddock that he made that comment to - she had the physique of a shot putter and the face of a bulldog licking pee off a thistle...anyway - you'd want her in your gang.
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01-11-2012, 20:07
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Re: Is england currupt?????
Actually, Margaret, after I posted I wondered if I'd got the wording right so I 'googled' it( I'm learning!) and it looks like variations of that quote started long before Churchill!
So perhaps he never said it or perhaps he just re-processed it?
Would even he dare say that to Bessie Braddock? Famous last words!
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